[…Feel free to give it a read if you have nothing better to do]
All players knew that the cycle had two major gatekeeping bosses.
The first was ruthless and cruel, testing players strictly according to the System's rules. The clearance rate was less than 1%.
The second was bold and beautiful, and let players go if they caught her eye. The clearance rate soared to 99%.
Players flocked to the second boss. After finally waiting their turn, they were told the boss had skipped work!
Players: ???
1.
With a wave of her hand, Qiao Mengzhi sent her underling, a hanging ghost, to take the players to be revived. Then she picked up the magic mirror and asked, "Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest in the world?"
The magic mirror trembled, thinking it was about to be crushed. "You are, you are. You are the fairest of them all."
Qiao Mengzhi smiled in satisfaction and handed the mirror to the water ghost beside her.
[Ding-dong! Congratulations, Boss Qiao Mengzhi, on clearing 999 players. Reward: Become a player's personal charm!]
Qiao Mengzhi, with countless generals at her command and a magnificent palace: ???
2.
Qiao Mengzhi had never left her own territory before, but now she began traveling through instances.
She dressed up her little ones and picked up some "junk" in the instances. Life was just wonderful.
In a gloomy, shadowy room, a bloodstained doll fell from the ceiling.
Doll: Don't kill me, don't kill me!
Qiao Mengzhi: It can think? (Rolls it up and tosses it to her little one as a free babysitter.)
In a web-covered corridor, a deformed monster chased the players relentlessly. Qiao Mengzhi looked up at the scrolling comments.
Comments: I looked it up. This monster's no big deal. It's just fast.
Qiao Mengzhi: Got it. (Climbs out of the puppet, ready to tear the monster apart with her bare hands.)
In a hospital wing with flickering lights, a player dropped an ordinary-looking inpatient record.
Comments: ? Didn't that inpatient record just glow?
Qiao Mengzhi: Got it. (Packs it up and takes it with her.)
3.
Qiao Mengzhi had innate strength, a vast territory, and loyal subordinates.
She believed she worked diligently, had everything she could want, and feared nothing.
Her only real worry was that colleague next door whose performance was worse than hers!
Until one day,
Qiao Mengzhi, who had worked so hard to raise her little ones, met that awful colleague.
Qiao Mengzhi: Oh my god, he's so handsome (//·/v/·//)
Important notes:
1. Deformed appearances are not discrimination! They're ghosts and monsters!
2. I can't keep going like this… I need to sort myself out, so I'm taking a week off. I'll try to update daily when I'm back.
Theme: Refusing to accept one's fate.
Madam, I saw that the article next door is still being updated normally, so I would like to ask, does this mean that this article will not be updated again in the future?
It's very interesting. Will the author update it?
Didn't the child in front of me not have any talent yet? Why did he suddenly have it?
I smell a conspiracy!
Anyway, I really like it. Please give it a try, author?? (Is everyone too lazy to comment? Or is there something wrong with my computer? This empty comment section makes it difficult for someone like me, who has been diving for thousands of years, to come out and occupy the sofa.)
Damn it, turning your body inward and pointing your toes outward is not something a living person can do, right?
Good luck, good luck. Come on, I will keep chasing you.
Damn, you really missed work
Boss skips work, you can't skip work, big deal
Come on! Urgent update!