Did the Goofy Senior Finally Come Out Today?

[Complete!] All of Lu Rulu’s best buddies have fallen in love. As the only straight guy in a group of gay men, Lu Rulu eats their romantic dog food with tears in his eyes while proudly defending the Single Dog Protection Association. Then Duan Ye Zhou, an underclassman who supposedly has no interest in dating, shows up. Lu Rulu is delighted. “Hey, are you interested in joining the Single Dog Protection Association? A century of craftsmanship, a sincere invitation, and for singles everywhere, we’ll keep you safe!” The two straight guys quickly build a rock-solid friendship. But after watching all four of his best buddies turn gay, Lu Rulu has become especially alert to gay guys’ tricks. Whenever his underclassman is nice to him, he gets a little… nervous. Lu Rulu: “Holy shit, you only drink the milk tea I buy you. You haven’t fallen for me, have you?” Underclassman: “What? Are you insane?” Lu Rulu: “Holy shit, why did you book a king room just for the two of us? You haven’t fallen for me, have you?!” Underclassman: “I can’t be bothered with you.” Lu Rulu’s suspicions grow: “What’s with those suggestive little gestures and your inexplicable jealousy? You didn’t see this coming, did you? I’ve got a brain now, and I think you like me!” The underclassman stays perfectly calm. “You’re too sensitive, Senior. If we don’t even have that much trust between us, how can we be friends?” Just as Lu Rulu lets his guard down, his underclassman suddenly… sleeps with him. Lu Rulu sits dumbfounded on the bed, looking at the underclassman beside him, who’s eaten his fill and is fully satisfied. A thousand words come together in one: “Nice.” *A short, silly, sweet story about boys eating, drinking, and falling in love. Content warnings: [The bottom had an online girlfriend before; the top and bottom are each other’s first time. The bottom’s four best friends make up two couples, so expect multiple pairings.] [The blurb has been revised repeatedly. Please refer to the version posted when the story begins.] *Coming soon: The Widowed Omega Beauty 1. At the school discipline office, the top student in the school and the school’s worst delinquent are both told to bring in their parents, but only one person shows up. The dean recognizes the strikingly beautiful, cool male Omega in front of him at once. He is Jiang Yun, the Alliance Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ top diplomat, renowned for his beauty and forceful manner. “I’m their father.” Jiang Yun glances at his sons. “They’re fraternal twins.” Remembering the rumors that the beautiful Omega had been widowed for years, the dean can’t help asking, “Then… what about their Alpha father?” Jiang Yun replies calmly, “He should be dead.” 2. Colonel Lu, missing for years, has finally returned! He slept in the ice for seventeen years, with his memories and bodily functions preserved as they were when he was twenty-four. When he wakes, the colonel discovers that his new bride has gone from a pretty young thing to a stunning beauty, and that she has given birth to a pair of Alpha-Omega twins. The twins are already sixteen this year. 3. During his heat, the Omega calls the Alpha away from the game he’s playing with their sons and says in a strictly businesslike tone, “It’s time for you to fulfill your duties as a husband, Colonel Lu.” The Alpha pulls the Omega onto his lap and grins. “On our wedding night, you were all sweet and shy, calling me ‘Big Brother.’ Don’t change the way you address me, darling.” Omega: “…” Theme: A person’s thoughts can change with their experiences and surroundings.