I Became a Rich Woman in Ancient Times

[Thunderous warnings: written with my face rolling across the keyboard. I'm making it all up on a whim, so if you can avoid reading this, you probably should.]

[Buy it and you'll lose out; buy it and you'll get ripped off. (I'm completely serious!)]

[More warnings: it really isn't any good.]

Theme: Do it yourself, and you'll have enough to eat and wear. Use your own hands to create a better tomorrow.