Sir Acts Even Better Than I Do

Thank you for reading. The historical BL novel in the same series, The Divine Lord Wants to Betray Me Again, is also being serialized. Don't be fooled by this novel's cover. This was my first book, and the plot, characters, and logic are all very immature. It's extremely melodramatic! Read at your own risk! Blurb: Five years ago, Su Lingjun, the most renowned cultivator in the world and the foremost member of an immortal sect, destroyed his own foundation to leave his sect. He was left with a host of chronic ailments and retreated to a remote valley, where he became a doctor who wanted nothing to do with worldly affairs. Teaching students and treating the sick, he led a peaceful, carefree life, if only he hadn't picked up the scoundrel Xue Jingyang. "They say doctors have compassionate hearts. I'm this sick now. Surely you can't bear to turn me away, Mr. Su." Xue Jingyang ran his hand along Su Lingjun's arm and leaned his body against his shoulder. "Yes, you're quite sick indeed." Su Lingjun gently pushed him away with a warm smile. "But in my opinion, Daoist Xue has a mental illness." * A vengeful, flamboyant, and twisted schemer of an aggressive top (Xue Jingyang) x a gentle, refined, sickly bottom (Su Lingjun) "With you, for all the years to come, no matter how far the road, I will be at peace as always." * Before you read: 1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, mutual pining, and two drama queens trading barbs. 2. The top is sharp-tongued and obnoxious, and he's also a scum top: very bad, really bad, unreasonable bad. He's vindictive. Please don't get worked up while reading. He'll be put through the wringer later, so those who want to see him suffer can rest assured. You can insult him, but please don't attack the author personally. Writing isn't easy, and the author has their own ideas. I don't accept unsolicited writing advice. 3. The setting is entirely made up, with no attempt at historical accuracy. Hope you enjoy the story! 4. The values in the story absolutely do not represent the author's values. P.S. I drew the cover myself, featuring Xue Jingyang and Su Lingjun. The high-resolution image is on Weibo. Visit my profile to see it! Completed novel: The Beauty Disciple of the Demon Lord. Here's the blurb: Jiang Huai was an internet troll. After angrily flaming an author, he transmigrated into a melodramatic novel as the cannon-fodder disciple of the villainous Demon Lord, and was also bound to a workhorse System. In the original novel, Jiang Huai was a famously useless beauty in the cultivation world, abducted and made a disciple because of his good looks. The man who took him was none other than the Lord of the Nine Provinces, the Demon who terrified everyone under heaven: Li Wenzhao. After being defeated by a sword immortal, he went mad for ten years, spending every day wreaking havoc on heaven, earth, and his disciple. Jiang Huai arrived just before Li Wenzhao was due to face the sword immortal. Thinking of what life would be like after his master went mad, Jiang Huai had no choice but to suck up to him. He took the lightning strikes for him, guarded against hidden attacks, and even stepped in when his mother was being kidnapped. Unable to take it any longer, Jiang Huai finally declared: "I'm done! I'm going home!" Facing the utterly evil, blood-soaked Demon Lord, he shouted, "Li Wenzhao, if you've got the guts, kill me today! Otherwise, one day I'll find someone to flatten your doghouse!" System translation: Master is so handsome, I love him so much! qwq~ Li Wenzhao: "Got it. We can keep that between us. There's no need to say it out loud." Jiang Huai: "What the hell is wrong with you?" System translation: Master, hug me! qaq~ The usually aloof and proud Demon Lord turned his face away and coughed. "Fine, I'll give you a hug. Just one. I-it's embarrassing." * An aloof, proud top (Li Wenzhao) x a hot-tempered beauty bottom (Jiang Huai) Premise: Growing through adversity