My Yokohama Vacation, Until Mr. Nakahara...

[First published on Jinjiang, wrapping up now, but progress is painfully slow. I recommend waiting until it's complete to read]

A carnivorous, aggressive Port Mafia gravity user X an aloof, sharp-tongued, narcissistic, proud young lady. A man with five A's in his name uses his sex appeal to force a romance route open. (Pairing: Chuya)

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People are collections of cells, love is an excuse for reproduction, and sex appeal is a false concept brought about by hormones. Tsukimizaka Mahiro had always believed this throughout her nineteen years of life.

Until she met the Port Mafia's gravity user.

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Mafia executive Mr. Nakahara took on a protection job. The target was supposedly an aloof, sharp-tongued, narcissistic young lady who didn't fit in. Then he began living by the rules of "Look it up if you don't understand" and "Update the 1 TB argument archive every day."

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The young lady's observation report follows.

Cold and rarely speaks to people first, but her arguments are legendary, including but not limited to: "Your Excellency is an excellent example of biodiversity," "It would be a tremendous contribution to society if you soaked yourself in formalin, bottled yourself, and sealed the container," and "Seeing you makes it clear how hard nature has worked to expand the gene pool";

Her knowledge is broad and varied (no weak spots discovered yet apart from romance literature), and her professional expertise is solid (proficient in anatomy and trace evidence analysis);

She prefers chemical crystals and bone specimens to people, and claims, "In front of cremation, everyone is equal. In front of dissection, all living things are the same";

She doesn't care whether she lives or dies, declaring, "It's always easy to kill me, but you can't change what I know";

Bad-tempered, hates pointless socializing, and says of herself, "I don't secrete love-related hormones";

Like a cat;

...Cute.

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The executive is an aggressor who faces any battle head-on.

The Mafia's beloved has thirty days to run away.

He has never lost a battle.

Te ni iretai (I want to have her).

[Next door, a slowly updating Squad Captain fic: Have I Started Dating Seikun Today?]

[An impulsive, sugary romance currently open for preorders, with a younger wolf-boy Chuya: Call Me Big Sister. No, you call me Big Sister.]

[Next up, a Dazai fic: a tough, super-strong soft girl X Dazai with a heroine's script: After Black-Era Dazai Broke Up with Me, I Force-Kissed Armed Detective Agency Dazai.]

A recommendation for my friend A's ongoing fic: Everyone Thinks I'm the Mastermind [Bungo Stray Dogs], pairing: Armed Detective Agency Dazai

My friend B's upcoming fic: That Cursed Speech User Said to Me [Jujutsu Kaisen], Come here and kiss me. (Pairing: Toge Inumaki)

And a heavenly fic by a wonderful author I just managed to befriend. It's 2021, and people are still writing Prince of Tennis fanfic just for love. Isn't that wonderful?!: [Prince of Tennis] It's Just That the Butterfly Doesn't Want To

Reader's Guide

1. An otome-style sweet romance with a main plot. The heroine has no special abilities; all she can rely on is her brain and her sharp tongue. Her personality is not very likable early on;

2. The thing inside the heroine is not a System and can't provide any help. I recommend treating it as mere background;

3. Aggressive Chuya, romance comes first. Please go easy on me if there are any logical gaps in the deductions;

4. The amazing artist who drew the cover is Shenxia (@JiuShiJiu_OtomeHeartExploding). She perfectly captured the Chuya I wanted to write, so I won't scream about it again. After all, I've already lost sleep over it QAQ.

Theme: Your life is in your own hands. Your choices determine your future.