This is a bloody case brought about by a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.
He desperately wants to eat swan meat, but in the end the swan eats him instead.
All six realms tremble in fear, waiting for the reincarnation of that demon to unleash a storm of bloodshed.
Who could have guessed he would be reborn as a useless, troublemaking, ugly toad, always either getting beaten up or on his way to getting beaten up?
We thought he would be no threat at all now, but this useless toad actually decides to conquer the six realms just to eat a swan.
"Why are you so determined to eat that swan?"
"Because he's fair-skinned and has a gorgeous bottom."
"There are plenty of fair-skinned, gorgeous-bottomed people. Can't we eat water bamboo instead?"
"Water bamboo doesn't have a bottom."
"…"
CP: A troublemaking, useless toad bottom who makes a comeback × a mysterious-identity, incredibly powerful, cold swan top
Formal blurb:
The six realms are in turmoil. Gods, time, souls, objects, demons, humans, and monsters gather in the human realm, recreating the destruction of the Heavenly Dao nine hundred years ago.
Born useless, how can one reach the light of day in a world in chaos?
Gods are divided into nine ranks, souls follow six paths, humans have three afflictions, and monsters cannot be classified.
With flawed eyes, one looks after all but oneself; a life is worth no more than grass, yet flowers bloom at the end of the road.
[At the end of the road? Then I'll carve flowers into it.]
"If the six realms fall, I'll become the six realms and hold you up. If you die, I'll become you and stay with you."
"...You're kind of a freak."
1. No golden finger in the early stages, just a story of growth and turning the tables.
2. My own version of the six realms: the Divine Realm, the Time Realm, the Spirit Lot Realm, the Bureau of Objects, the Demon Realm, and the Human Realm.
This has nothing to do with orthodox cultivation novels, so please forget all that when you read.
3. The toad is ugly at first, but will become beautiful later.
Cultivation novel, 1v1, happy ending.
This story has lots of side couples. Hope you enjoy them!
A newbie starting a new story, rolling around and begging for follows and comments!
Theme: A useless person's life that refuses to yield or accept its fate
Is there no more updates? So sad! Why should I come in?!
It's so good. The author must keep writing. This novel is so good. I love it so much.
The Witch Mushroom recognizes Sansanzi, how far away can Sansanzi be to dominate!
To be honest, I was tortured in this chapter
Wow! Ah San has been upgraded! Become stronger quickly! Make that guy Wu Zhi cry and regret his mistake!
It's finally updated. It's great. I've been waiting for a long time. I miss Ah San so much.
Nansheng is impressive
Ah San is just silly and stupid on the surface, but actually super smart.
Sansanzi, you are here!!
Madam, I love your writing so much. I like every piece of it. I look forward to the update!