[Western Crossover] The Days I Became a Living Blade

In the year 3682, historical revisionism was utterly defeated, and the so-called 840 million Time Retrograde Army was completely wiped out. Before they could even celebrate, the Saniwa and the Sword Warriors were horrified to discover that some of the swords had fallen into an eternal slumber... Entrusted with the important task of awakening their true spirits, Hinata set off on a journey to another world. I. By chance, Bruce Wayne acquired an antique sword from the East, but he didn't think much of it. But when Batman, injured and sleepless for days, was drinking coffee and watching the security footage... "Aruji!!" Heshikiri Hasebe gave him a disapproving look. Batman: "..." II. By chance, Loki acquired an antique sword from Midgard, but he didn't think much of it. But when Asgard's second princess was holding a small knife, ready to stab Thor in the kidneys for the one-thousandth time... "Anija!!" His younger brother, Hizamaru, roared. Loki: "..." Thor: "...Little brother, come home with me!" Thud. III. By chance, Spider-Man acquired an antique sword from the East, but he didn't think much of it. But when Peter Parker hurried home after finishing his after-school job... "Another round!" Jiro Tachi, dressed and made up like a courtesan, was sprawled drunkenly on Peter Parker's bed, looking beautiful. May: "..." Peter: "...Aunt May, let me explain!" Hinata smiled faintly, keeping his good deeds to himself. The protagonist's identity stays secret, and there are no romantic pairings. The swords in need of rescue are tentatively Heshikiri Hasebe, Hizamaru, and Jiro Tachi... (Suggestions welcome.) Blurb written on August 5, 2020 Theme: Seek your truest self and find your original aspirations