JoJo Crossover: Kira Yoshikage Wants a Quiet Life

My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. I live in the villa district in the northeastern part of Morioh. I'm unmarried. I work at Kame Yu. I have to work overtime until 8 p.m. every day before I can go home. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I'm always in bed by 11 p.m. and get a full eight hours of sleep every night. Before bed, I always have a glass of warm milk and do twenty minutes of stretches. Once I get into bed, I fall asleep right away. I sleep through the night and never carry fatigue or stress over to the next day. My hospital checkups always show that I'm perfectly healthy. Even the doctors say I'm completely normal. He's Kira Yoshikage, but also not Kira Yoshikage. You could think of him as a Kira Yoshikage from a parallel world, one who has a vague awareness of what lies ahead for him. All he wants is a peaceful, quiet life, and he's a bit of a shut-in. When he's irritated, his fingernails grow longer. Once his irritation crosses a certain threshold, his urge to kill awakens. The Kira in this story has a lot of self-control and likes hands too. He chooses to be a shut-in for the sake of a peaceful life. What could be so great about real hands? They get wrinkled and injured, and it's a hassle to change girlfriends when you're in a bad mood. Anime and figurines are much nicer to look at. So he develops a mild hand fetish. He's fine with men's or women's hands, but isn't particularly interested in real ones. He admires them from a distance and only gets excited if they're truly flawless. He has a peculiar sense of morality, and his killing instinct isn't strong. As long as you don't come looking for trouble, he won't lay a hand on you. The pairing is undecided. It might just be a suggestive story with no pairing. I've considered a certain pink-haired, trashy boss, but that's undecided too. The killer cat can use Bites the Dust endlessly, and doesn't need a specific "object" to trigger an explosion. He can go straight back to whatever point in time he wants. Theme: See how this peculiar Kira Yoshikage returns to a peaceful life.