[Crossover] The Eldest Daughter of the Fujimaru Family Never Gives Up

Question: How can you steadily survive in a high-risk world?

Thanks for the question. I'm in Yokohama, waiting to get killed at any moment.

I'm an ordinary, well-meaning high school girl, and I spend all my time fighting to keep the areas where I live stable, risking my life to solve all sorts of problems.

I have a little experience when it comes to staying alive. Here are my tips.

1. Stay away from good-looking people. If necessary, stay as far away as possible.

2. Don't associate with weirdos, like people who wrap bandages around themselves, people dressed all in black with black trench coats, people who carry lemons everywhere, or people searching all over town for missing little girls.

3. Be sure to keep a low profile! Showing off really does get you struck by lightning!

4. Following your instincts is the best way to protect yourself! Charging in is absolutely not the answer!

5. If they're catlike, pretend you haven't seen them. Their curiosity is terminal and incurable.

I've left my name out so I don't reveal too much and get identified.

That's all.

Fujimaru Momo is an ordinary high school girl who, at the age of sixteen, remembers her past life. From then on, her life spirals out of control.

Momo: "What's wrong with the Holy Grail? Hey, Holy Grail! If you want to start a Holy Grail War, go to Fuyuki! Wouldn't it be better to level Fuyuki City? And you can even get a free place at the Emiya household!"

Wait! Where did all these monsters come from?! Hello? What? Bro Pan is reborn? I'm out of here.

And what's with this shield guy? How is this shield guy a whole six feet tall? Wouldn't my cute, petite kohai, the color-coded eggplant, be better?!

Oh, and this yellow fox... What, you're here to find Dazai Osamu? Oh, then never mind.

The main story is Bungo Stray Dogs, with all sorts of characters making crossover appearances. The pairing is undecided, so feel free to place your bets (?). The heroine has a massively overpowered golden finger and a chaotic neutral alignment. It's a mindless power fantasy.

Theme: Among thousands upon thousands of possibilities, the most perfect and optimal solution can always be found.