Tang Sanzang Is an Omega [Journey to the West]

My name is Tang Sanzang, and I'm an omega. The kind of omega whose pheromones are irresistible, who has heats, and who has everyone hoping to mark him.

One day, I was invited to go on the Journey to the West, and then the monsters came running as soon as they caught my scent!!

Damn it!

(The story isn't told in first person. Please take pity on this kidney-deficient author who writes for food, and give the story a follow and a subscription. Please!)

(Please picture the gorgeous fan art by online artists, like the stunning Shaolin monks from Jian Wang 3. Don't picture the classic TV series!!! I respect the series, but I just can't do it.)

The first time a monster kidnapped him, Tang Sanzang nearly cried. "What are you doing? Let me go!"

The third time a monster kidnapped him, Tang Sanzang struggled and shouted at the top of his lungs, "You stinking monkey... your father's dead!"

The tenth time a monster kidnapped him, Tang Sanzang decided to fend for himself.

Tang Sanzang: "You have quite an imposing air, and you're a fine-looking gentleman... Why don't I read your palm..."

For the Nth time, Tang Sanzang was captured by a monster...

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, maybe we should go rescue Master? He's been gone a while."

Sun Wukong dug at his ear with the Golden Cudgel. "What are you worried about? Didn't you hear that monster crying?"

Inside the cave, Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and swung his golden staff. At last, he planted a foot on the monster's chest. "Come on, why'd you stop? Huh!?"

The monsters trembled in fear: This omega smells amazing, but... he's way too violent QAQ.

Sun Wukong grinned, holding his Ruyi staff and Golden Cudgel. "This little master is quite something."

Tang Sanzang: "...You stinking monkey, that's not how you use the Golden Cudgel! Get lost!!"

Do it yourself, and the world is yours. A stunning demon monk, violently making the Journey to the West!

Tang Sanzang's Rule 1: We're splitting up! Go home and find your own mothers! There's no way we can continue this journey!

Tang Sanzang's Rule 2: Whoever wants to go can go!

Tang Sanzang's Rule 3: I never wanted this job anyway!

Tang Sanzang's Rule 4: Let's break up. I think life in the Great Tang is pretty nice.

... (There are plenty more rules.)

Important warnings:

1. The story takes place in a completely alternate setting, far removed from the original and all its adaptations. (Emphasis: Tang Sanzang is stunning, and Sun Wukong is ridiculously handsome!)

2. The author rides a horse on the road, and knows how to drift.

3. The characterization is rough, the author is even rougher, and there's some questionable humor.

4. This chubby author humbly begs for your support. Allow me to perform a head-baring, pot-balancing act for you all. Thank you!

Please add my upcoming story to your favorites: "I Broke Up the CP I Shipped"

Blurb One:

Award-winning actor Lu Jinxing and popular singer Wu Zhengyan are a wildly popular CP known all over the internet.

Rookie heartthrob Su Xingyu is a fan of both men, as well as a devoted, die-hard shipper of the "Jin-Yan CP."

He ships them on his private account every day, draws gorgeous fan art, makes up funny stories about the two stars, and even secretly uses a secret identity to write explicit fanfiction about his idols.

One day, a reality show invites both him and the CP he ships to appear on the show.

Su Xingyu: !

Su Xingyu feels like he's reached the peak of his life. Not only does he get to see his idols being sweet to each other up close, he even gets their WeChat contacts!!

Su Xingyu: The Jin-Yan CP is real! QxQ

But soon, he realizes that the CP he ships might be fighting.

Su Xingyu is so anxious his hair is falling out, and he starts doing his best every day to keep his CP together.

Su Xingyu: Brother Xing, you don't seem to have much of an appetite, so I bought you some porridge. Come down and have some. Don't be mad. Brother Yan's younger, so cut him some slack.

Su Xingyu: Brother Yan, Brother Xing is a bit of an old fogey. Could you cut him some slack and go make up with him? It breaks my heart when you're unhappy.jpg

Su Xingyu thinks he's the best on-the-ground CP fan of the year.

Blurb Two:

Su Xingyu hurries to the commercial shoot with milk tea in hand.

Su Xingyu: "I..."

"The milk tea is for me," Lu Jinxing says in a husky voice, casually wrapping an arm around Su Xingyu's waist.

"That's a lie! The milk tea is for me!" Wu Zhengyan grabs Su Xingyu by the arm.

Su Xingyu, who actually bought two drinks: ???

Something's not right.

#What do I do when the CP I ship are actually brothers and they've both fallen for me?

#I thought I was playing the role of a CP fan, but it turns out I'm the homewrecker

(An unserious fake homewrecker bottom who gets carried away shipping CPs x one of the brothers as the top)

Theme: Never forget your original aspirations. May you weather a thousand sails and still return as a young person.