
He's Fierce and Clingy
他又凶又娇
by Sticky Sweet Rice Cake (糯叽叽的糖糕)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 410k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[For you, I'll face every hardship]
A sweet little princess, five feet eleven, with rosy lips and pearly teeth, as beautiful as a flower, delicate and easy to push over, who can punch a cow to death and uproot a willow with one hand, X the guy with the surname Shen.
Everyone at Jiangcheng No. 1 High School knows the name Shi Yingxing.
Young Master Shi is handsome and comes from a good family. That's one thing.
The thing is, this school bully is also a top student.
So No. 1 High School is often faced with the awkward situation of its bad example, the school bully, finishing his self-criticism and stepping off the stage, only to return and accept an award as the provincial first-place winner in a physics competition.
Homeroom teacher: balding.jpg
When it comes to physics, chemistry, and biology, Shi Yingxing can handle each of them.
But on the school rankings, he's been number two for as long as anyone can remember.
In the corridor, the pretty girl from the next class asks Shen Xingyi for help with a problem, notebook in hand.
In the classroom, facing his underlings' worried looks, Shi Yingxing scoffs. "He's just some pretty-boy bookworm. I could take him down in a minute..."
Until one afternoon.
Not far from the school, Shi Yingxing sees Shen Xingyi with his own eyes, landing punch after punch on some punks from outside school until they're crying for their mothers.
And then the person beside him goes, "Whoa! Brother Shi, I didn't know that bookworm was so cool when he fights!"
Shi Yingxing: "Hah! So the pretty boy's good at putting on an act!"
Shi Yingxing: "I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous. I'm really not jealous at all!"
A little interview skit
Unknown person: Can you two tell us your first impressions of each other?
Shen (sleepy): What a boring question.
Shi (disdainful): I don't like him! What kind of freak would be okay with someone getting better grades than him, fighting better than him, and even being taller than him?
Shen (turning his head): Actually, in bed, I'm taller than you too. (Bleep-)
[Reading Guide]
1. Everyone has their own type. If you dislike the characters or plot from the start, feel free to leave. This really isn't a wish-fulfillment novel, and the two boys are just ordinary high school students in their teens. Please don't spoil later plot developments in the free chapters. Thank you.
2. If you're reading pirated chapters, please don't leave comments. We can see the subscription numbers in the backend.
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Rules for Escaping the Urban Legends
[With me, you will no longer need the protection of the gods.]
[Welcome, players, to Hexi No. 1 High School. This is the best senior high school in our city. We have the most spacious, bright classrooms and an excellent faculty. We welcome all new students.]
[The student rules of Hexi No. 1 High School are as follows. All new students must strictly observe the school's rules and regulations.]
1. Our school has five classroom buildings: Classroom Building No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, No. 5, and No. 6, all reached by walking in from the tree-lined avenue. Our school does not have a Classroom Building No. 4. If you accidentally find yourself at Classroom Building No. 4, turn around and leave immediately, then report the situation to a blue-uniformed teacher on duty. Do not enter Classroom Building No. 4 alone.
2. Our school has exactly two cafeterias, both behind the Moral Education Building. All food at our school is provided free of charge. If anyone asks you to pay, ignore them and report the situation to a cafeteria worker wearing a blue uniform.
Also, the Hexi No. 1 High School cafeteria does not serve rabbit or goat meat. If you see either of these meats being sold at a cafeteria counter, put down your tray at once and leave the cafeteria. Do not linger inside. If an emergency prevents you from escaping in time, remember not to eat any food they give you. Remember!
3. All classes at our school strictly follow the timetable. The first class is always Chinese with Teacher Li. If you find that the first class isn't Chinese, or that the teacher isn't Teacher Li, take out your Chinese textbook and read aloud. If another teacher tries to speak to you, ignore them and keep reading aloud until a blue-uniformed teacher on duty takes you away.
Remember: the teacher on duty must be wearing blue. Do not trust the dean of students in red or black, or anything any of your teachers say, especially if they try to lead you into the science building.
Our school has no science building.
The rules run on for more than a dozen items.
But Yan Hua remembers that Hexi No. 1 High School was shut down and demolished three years ago after the students' mysterious disappearances, the boys' dormitory collectively jumping to their deaths, the piano playing in the abandoned music room at midnight, and other strange incidents. Wasn't it later turned into an office building?
After boarding that eerie Route 3 bus, Yan Hua's life changed completely.
The old Yan Hua: believed in science and championed materialism.
The current Yan Hua: Don't say such ominous things! Go touch wood and spit three times!
*
At the brink of life and death beneath a Nine-Dragon Coffin, everyone's selfish desires swell to their utmost.
The Gate of Life and Death only admits six people. With seven of them there, one person must stay behind in the dark, waiting to die.
Everyone looks to Yan Hua, the kindest one and the most likely to soften, and says with feigned sincerity, "Someone has to make a sacrifice. If you sacrifice yourself, you can save all of us. You wouldn't be so selfish, would you?"
Yan Hua lowers his head and murmurs, "Oh, okay..."
The others rejoice.
The next second, Yan Hua's eyes change and his smile turns sinister. The usually gentle and easygoing Yan Hua says, "Then I'll just have to slaughter all of you, so you'll have company on the road to the afterlife."
They ask: What's scarier than a dungeon boss?
Answer: Yan Hua after his personality splits.
*
At a ritual to worship an evil god, Yan Hua and several teammates become offerings to the god, waiting for death to come.
The teammates beside him are weeping and sniffling, begging to be spared. Yan Hua's survival instinct kicks into high gear. He works himself up, his eyes redden, and he's just about to drop to his knees and wail.
A pair of cold, pale hands pull him into an embrace. A familiar face smiles at him.
"Brother, why pray to a god when you can pray to me?"
Yan Hua asks: Why was I the only one who ended up as the sacrifice?
"I live by devouring people's dark thoughts and desires, yet I'm willing to let you imprison me until death."
*
A seemingly ordinary bottom with a protagonist's halo X a gorgeous, mad evil god top with impeccable acting skills
[Reading Rules]
1. This is a rules-based urban-legend story.
2. The male lead really does have dissociative identity disorder. If you encounter someone like this in real life, stay away immediately.
3. Please don't spoil the story in the free chapters.
4. The protagonist has a protagonist's halo and is very lucky.
5. This book's reading rules are numbered 1, 2, 3, and 5. There is no 4.
Theme: Even when mired in the mud, never give up hope
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I didn't care about being a mother before, and I won't do anything about it in the future either.
Why wasn't Shi Yingxing curious about how Shen Xingyi and Mao got in? . .
Woo woo woo woo, help, don't meet again after a few years, woo woo, it's so cruel, help
Weird, why didn't we look for each other during college or graduate school?
Make peace quickly! Shen Xingyi, hurry up!
We will definitely meet again in college!
Wow, wow, you have no heart. It's been a long time since you updated and the result is still so cruel.
Finally updated, cheers~~
Hey, it's June, when will the article be published?
Song Ci is really funny. She usually doesn't have the self-consciousness of being a mother. She is so partial. She doesn't care when she cares. She also wants to take care of her boyfriend when she suspects him.