(Crossover) Yokohama Raven Center

"Chief, you've had the Central Plains cadre perform as a songstress for half a month."

"Has he learned his lesson?"

"No. He says he's not coming back, and he also wants you to bring people to his concert to cheer him on."

After hiring seven awful men in a row, the Port Mafia finally got a pretty girl. Mori Ougai waved his hand and issued an order to the entire Port Mafia: "Dote on her! I mean it, dote on her as much as you can!"

The boss returned to Yokohama and discovered five-year-old Alice living in a doghouse! She ate leftovers every day. He instantly fell apart and gave the order: one hundred thousand Port Mafia thugs, move out!

"Dazai! Get out of the Port Mafia!"

"The three-year deadline is up! Welcome back, Dazai Osamu, to the Detective Agency!"

Dazai Osamu smirked.

Oda Sakunosuke deadpanned, "What? You're the Dragon King?"

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes snapped open. "You've got the wrong script!"

Iro Shikabane: "I'm despairing! I'm despairing over this world!!!"

The female lead writes erotic novels, but doesn't write much fiction-within-the-fiction. Once she writes this one, that's it.

A beloved X-rated sex-ed teacher (?), quietly spreading that sort of thing.

The story is mostly a crossover filled with anime references, obscure titles, and things from bygone eras. The author will note them in the afterword and recommend works they like! Being able to take a recommendation is the best!

I'm busy with exams, so updates are temporarily paused.

Theme: Keep going, and the road of hope will never end