I Accidentally Maxed Out the Dark God's Affection

Jiang Ranran was bullied at school again. Her workbook had been cut to shreds, her clothes were splattered with greasy soup, and her desk had become a trash can... But whenever Ranran was about to cry, she thought of that big brother who had it worse than she did. He had no family, couldn't go to school, and only had one set of clothes for every season. He always wore a sour face, as if the whole world had wronged him. He clearly had no friends, just like her. [How awful.] Ranran thought. So one day, she finally gathered her courage, ran over, and tugged on the hem of his clothes, The Dark God, who was planning to destroy the world the next day: "... ?" The human child blushed and said to him, "Since we're both so miserable, it must be fate. So Ranran will... reluctantly be your first friend." [Friend?] The Dark God scoffed inwardly and bared his sharp teeth to scare her. "I eat little kids." "Ah..." The human child was indeed frightened. She agonized over it for a long time, then finally extended one tiny pinkie, trembling with fear. "Then... if you agree to be my friend," The little girl looked ready to cry. "I'll let you take one little bite." "..." And so, one minute later, the Dark God had his first friend in the human world. Tsk. Maybe he could put off destroying the world for a little while. Premise: You deserve to be cherished by the whole world