Hua Qian is a chipmunk spirit raised by a rabbit spirit. He has centuries of childcare experience. He's raised at least eight hundred, if not a thousand, rabbits.
Then one day, the rabbit spirit who raised him gave up meat and decided to become a celibate Buddhist cultivator. With no little bunnies to raise, Hua Qian was plunged into the darkest and most difficult crisis of his life as a chipmunk.
Raise children to care for you in your old age. Sure enough, the children he'd raised cared about him! The 444th little bunny he'd brought up sent him a job invitation.
"The Time Administration is hiring people with spiritual powers. Meals and lodging included, with handsome men all around!"
He immediately packed his little bag, brought along several centuries' worth of provisions, and boarded the Time Administration's car, beginning his happy life at the Honmaru.
What, you think he was after all those handsome men?
No, no, no! He was after the pile of little shorts at the bottom of the page.
Little kids! Adorable!
Little shorts! Adorable!
Little shorts, pamper them!!!
Troublemaking old man? Pamper him!
Forgetful old man? Pamper him!
Terminally brocon? Pamper him!
Boyfriend material through the roof?
What's boyfriend material? Oh, never mind! Pamper him!
The sword warriors, holding the same hard candies as the little daggers: "Something feels a little off here."
The ones with ulterior motives, after getting their heads patted: "Ah... Damn it!"
Scene One:
Saniwa: "Come on, sweethearts, line up to get your hair washed!"
Yagen: "..."
Saniwa: "..."
Yagen: "I can wash it myself."
Later, Ichigo went to the Saniwa: "It seems you treat Yagen... a little differently."
Saniwa: "Honestly, I don't know why, but whenever I look at Yagen, I just want to call him... Dad."
Theme: A father's love is like a mountain, so heavy the sword warriors can barely breathe.
