Palos Doesn't Want to Die for Love

Blurb One:

Pallus, who claims to love life (his own life, that is), feels he has absolutely nothing in common with that kid who always wants to drag people into the river.

Especially since the other guy keeps provoking him from time to time.

Like right now.

"You're a con artist?"

"Ah, yeah."

So what's the problem?

"You deceived the world, deceived others, and even deceived yourself. How pathetic."

...Great.

May Dazai Osamu ascend to heaven soon.

"Right back at you. You're a coward who uses death as an excuse to run away from the world."

Blurb Two:

"Do you trust me?"

"Of course. What about you?"

"Me? Naturally, I trust you just as much as you trust me."

Two con artists in exquisite masks hide daggers coated in poison behind their backs.

"Believe me."

They say this to each other.

Note: This is a very obscure crossover pairing between characters from different worlds.

Yes, it's Palos from Aotu.

A passion project, born from an unresolved regret. Updates whenever.

There will be OOC. This is my version of Palos.

It'll probably be long.

Pairing: Dazai Osamu x Palos.

Isn't it great when two little con artists trick each other?

The writing is rough. Please be warned, and don't flame if it's not to your taste.

P.S. The cover is my own work, and shows my version of Palos for this story.

Theme: Palos doesn't deserve to go to hell. Get him into heaven!