Infinite Escape: No Parkour in the Escape Rooms

[Updated daily at 6 p.m. Please don't let my story pile up unread, QAQ. I update a lot!] The evil beings of the Three Thousand Worlds all know that their purpose is to kill every human player who has lost their sense of self and entered the escape-room game, preventing them from clearing it and being reborn. The Scythe Knight clutched its crescent-shaped scythe, blood dripping from its blade onto the pale-blue forest. Its hooves pounded the ground, kicking up dust as it stared at the last surviving girl in black, panting. "Y-you little brat, you can really run... I'm exhausted." It had four hooves, yet couldn't outrun a girl with two legs. What a disgrace to monsters! Shi Yu grinned brightly. "Come after me. If you catch me, I'll let you have your way with me." The Scythe Knight: "Chase your grandma! The exit's right up ahead. Get going!" Shi Yu blinked. "We've known each other for a while, after you chased me for so long. How about giving me a keepsake? Little pony?" The Scythe Knight: "??? I think you're being a bit unsportsmanlike." -System: Congratulations, Player Shi Yu, on stealing the Scythe Knight's mane. It can be used to make winter accessories, including scarves, hats, and gloves. The bald Scythe Knight lay on the ground, watching gleefully as Shi Yu headed to the next game. Damn it, that professional parkour player couldn't be allowed to make it the only one she toyed with. The next game's NPC: "??? D-don't you dare bring her over here!" * When the Evil God, the ultimate boss of the Three Thousand Worlds, heard all the evil beings lamenting that their belongings had been stolen, each wishing they wouldn't run into a parkour player, he decided they were all too easily discouraged from killing. The Evil God set out in person, taking the form of a stunningly handsome man. He thought, Surely this little human can't steal anything from me! But after sneaking close to Shi Yu, the Evil God was shocked: This human has some nerve, stealing this Lord's heart! -System: Congratulations, Player Shi Yu, on obtaining the boss's obsessive, deranged love. This item is intangible and extremely dangerous. Use with caution. Shi Yu: ??? >>>>>>Reading Guide: 1. Escape-room tank of a woman x crazed male healer. 2. The male lead's idea of love is, "If my wife stops loving me, I'll destroy the world and perish with her." This is my first time trying this character type, so please don't complain if I overdo it. [Bows.] 3. This story combines all sorts of elements, including the supernatural, puzzles, suspense, mystery, and plot-driven drama. Theme: Solve the mysteries, find new life.