The Whole School Goes to War Against Crows

[Help] What do you do about all the crows on campus?

Average student: Cut down the trees, take another route, wear earmuffs in the morning, and carry an umbrella at night to avoid bird droppings.

Fu Jiayi: Thanks for asking. I'm at Building A of Tianxing University. I just drove off twelve thousand low-level crows with a plasma cannon, and now I'm swinging nunchucks at the mutated subspecies trying to steal my takeout.

A star player on the school volleyball team: I'm in the cafeteria. I beat an alien red crow out of a tree. You can get a plate of delicious crow meat. Tastes great.

A genius competition whiz: Train them into a crow patrol squad to solve the city's public safety problems and bring glory to our school.

A graduate student senior from the publicity department: Bring them to me for criticism and reeducation. I'll reform them into serving our students: more work, less cawing.

Duan Chile: Open your dorm room door and go whine to your boyfriend across the hall.

Tianxing University student profiles: Fu Jiayi, top student in the Laser Engineering School, an ascetic-type campus battle god.

Duan Chile, the prince of skipping class, the art department's heartthrob with a well-connected family, and a national second-level athlete in excellent physical condition.

[In the different kind of youth the world has given me, I choose to meet every challenge head-on, singing as I go.]

Theme: Unite and strive forward in a passionate university life, and experience youth.