On an unknown date, Lu Xi, head of the "Bicang Sect's Famous Matchmaking Agency," takes his assistant, Comrade Yu Yuan, down the mountain to arrange a marriage. His little assistant is picked up by a martial uncle, then takes the martial uncle back up the mountain.
On another unknown date, Lu Xi's business has expanded to include officiating weddings. The newlyweds: Yu Yuan and Luo Yunheng.
Lu Xi: ...The pig from my house got mounted by the neighbor's pig.
This is simply a story about going up and down the mountain over and over, until the mountain gets blown up.
"Martial Uncle, I probably won't be able to wait for you."
"A Yuan, I probably can't make it."
It's not actually angsty, believe me. I really just don't know how to write a blurb. The last version I wrote had the vibe of some kind of fish-and-rice TV station.
A nonsensical story. The author's writing probably hasn't improved since elementary school.
Unless something unexpected happens, it'll have a happy ending. If something does happen, it's because there's something wrong with my brain.
Theme: My wish is for world peace.