Coming soon: I'm Dancing on a Dragon's Head. Please add it to your collection. A fantasy danmei novel. Blurb below.
Blurb:
Lin Chengshang dies unexpectedly, and her soul enters a full-dive game called Love Trials. If she can win over the designated NPCs and clear every instance, she'll receive a reward: a body of her own.
Lin Chengshang: ...
Well, who'd want to stay dead if they can live?
With the starting skill 'Master Chef' in hand, all it takes is one meal for her to become the NPC's one true love. But that's not the point. The point is...
Her cooking isn't poisoned, is it? Why is the NPC nothing like his profile? And isn't he being a little too forward?!
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Xie Mingyan is a general of the empire. After his soul was damaged, he became an NPC in the game for players to pursue.
He's the empire's mighty God of Slaughter. Does he have no pride?
Just as he's about to fly into a rage, a beam of light crashes down on his head. "Ding! Target bound."
Xie Mingyan: ...
With a cold smile on his lips, Xie Mingyan thinks, It's just a dating game. He'll see who ends up winning over whom!
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Instance One: He sees the target nearly get forcibly kissed, loses control of his mental powers, and destroys the instance.
Instance Two: He notices another man's gaze lingering on her, buries his bitter vendetta, and rushes off to become her live-in son-in-law.
Instance Three: ...
After clearing the game,
Xie Mingyan touches his aching face, his eyes searching for that woman despite himself. Then he hears her quietly muttering to the game designer:
"Dating is this exciting?! I want to add a few more stages. Better yet, let's switch NPCs every time. The more men, the better!"
"Hah!" Xie Mingyan crushes the gemstone in his hand to dust, then yanks the woman into his arms and holds her tight.
Just as the game designer trembles, thinking Lin Chengshang is doomed, the empire's God of Slaughter blushes at the corners of his eyes and nuzzles her neck like a little puppy, murmuring miserably, "Isn't having just me enough?"
Coming soon, danmei novel: I'm Dancing on a Dragon's Head
* A money-loving sparrow uke who won't back down from a fight
* A fussy, overthinking, wealthy dragon seme
Blurb:
Que Qingzhe, a sparrow spirit and key member of the Bureau of Demon Management, receives a mission to go undercover on the hottest idol survival show around.
He was supposed to work as a staff member, but through a strange twist of fate, he ends up as one of the contestants.
Since he's already here, he can't abandon the mission. He can only grit his teeth and carry on.
At the first-round showcase, he's nervous inside but appears perfectly calm as he performs a little vocal imitation...
Yep, bird calls.
Long Wangchen, a top-tier star and solo male mentor, nearly spits out his water. This silver-throated long-tailed tit sure knows how to take the easy way out. He lifts his thin lips in a faint smile. "This show is looking for a boy band, not variety acts. If you have no other singing or dancing skills, you can go home now."
Going home is out of the question. This mission comes with a huge reward, and nobody can stop him!
Que Qingzhe's gaze sharpens, and the corner of his mouth curls up. "If I had the skills to perform variety acts, why would I come here to listen to you yap?"
Everyone: ???
To call Long Wangchen a yapper? You've got to be one hell of a badass.
Before anyone can finish reacting, the sweet-looking, bad-tempered trainee speaks again. "But I can sing and dance too. Want to see me dance on the dragon's head?"
Everyone: We think you're trying to dance on your own grave!
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In the second half of the show, the pairing of Que Qingzhe and Long Wangchen rockets to the top of the CP rankings.
Just as netizens begin to suspect he's deliberately playing up their ship to secure the center position and ride Long Wangchen's coattails,
he finally catches the evil demon with Long Wangchen's 'help', completes his mission, and walks away from the show after taking first place by a landslide.
Que Qingzhe gives him a mocking smile. "I was using your popularity?"
The dragon throws a tantrum, the tips of his ears bright red. "I'm the one using yours. Let me use you, just a little. I promise..."
Que Qingzhe kicks him off the bed. "Tui!"
Theme: Once you have someone you want to protect, you can do anything.
It feels like ntr hahaha
"Fragile dry" is a big bug for the author~ feeling of vulnerability
Big, happy birthday!
The writing is beautiful, come on!
So is this Qiu Long a scapegoat or was he really "that person" in his previous life??? I'm confused
Only then did I realize that there are so few comments on this article. I'm here to give it a bit more popularity. It's very well written. Keep up the good work!
This apocalyptic copy suddenly makes me feel excited! Come on!
I gave up and stopped catching insects.
"Out" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ 71.7% Except for the murderer
"Knowledge" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ 32.7% Think you mean