The Premature Male Lead Is Three and a Half

Sneaking in a recommendation for my upcoming works, After the Second Male Lead Gets a Brain Full of Water and The Real Heiress Needs Financial Support. Their blurbs are below. If you're interested, could you add them to your collection? (*/ω\*)

[Blurb]

"Hello, Player. Welcome to My Lover. Here, you'll experience..." [Skip]

"Your lover is about to be born! For his future development, would you like to buy the New Player Super Value Pack? It includes ten advanced speed-up cards, thirty-six intermediate speed-up cards, one hundred and eighty beginner speed-up cards..." [Skip]

"Eight thousand diamonds, one hundred thousand coins..." [Skip]

"Three random outfits, two hundred attribute points..." [Skip] [Skip] [Skip] [Skip]

"Dear player, we've noticed that you've been pressing the skip button a lot. You can't skip the introduction to the New Player Super Value Pack, because we don't want you to miss out on this deal."

Yang Yuxue was at her wit's end.

"Fifty heart-shaped lunch boxes and one name-change card. The original price of the New Player Pack is twenty-eight thousand, but right now it's only two thousand eight hundred! Limited time only, don't miss this chance!"

"Now can I finally skip?" Yang Yuxue pressed the skip button with a sour expression.

"Your lover has been born! His name is Wang Huaichuan, and he's sleeping quietly in an incubator..."

Yang Yuxue still hadn't noticed that anything was amiss.

"Your lover was born prematurely and weighs only three and a half liang. Would you like to buy him a luck-changing card? For just 648, you can give him a healthy body!"

"You even know it's 'give him back.'" Yang Yuxue smiled without warmth. "Three and a half liang? Why not make it three and a half grams? I'm not spending a cent. Let's see what tricks you can pull."

Seeing that Yang Yuxue had no intention of spending money, the tutorial guide withdrew.

Yang Yuxue looked at the male lead in the incubator. He seemed not even as big as her palm. She began to wonder if it was worth continuing this game. It was called My Lover, but it might as well be called The Years I Spent as a Babysitter. Hah.

Later, Yang Yuxue really did turn the game into a child-raising simulator. But the child she raised wasn't happy about it.

"Xuexue, do you think my abs look good?"

"Kiddo, put your clothes on before you catch a chill. And call me Sis. Don't be so disrespectful."

"Xuexue, I'm just the right size to hold you in my arms..."

"Sweetie, how old are you and you're still clinging to your sister? Also, don't call me Xuexue. I'm your sister."

"Xuexue, the moonlight is beautiful tonight."

"Oh, it really is. By the way, have you finished your homework?"

*There will be no romantic or intimate scenes involving the male lead before he becomes an adult. ╮( ˊωˋ)╭

*The male lead is a fictional character the female lead raises in a game, so he calls her Sis, but they aren't siblings.

[Recommendation]

Blurb for upcoming work: After the Second Male Lead Gets a Brain Full of Water

Tao Fangfei transmigrated into a romance novel as a cannon-fodder female supporting character and married the devoted second male lead, who had eyes only for the heroine. On their wedding day, the devoted second male lead stood in the rain for a long time, because it was also the day the novel's leads got engaged.

"You're nothing but a plaything. Don't delude yourself into thinking you could ever have my love." Tao Fangfei sat in the bridal chamber, waiting for the devoted second male lead to come back from the rain and say those words to her. But...

"Why didn't you come keep your little sweetheart company? You don't want your little sweetheart anymore? Sob!" Someone barged in, suddenly wrapped his arms around Tao Fangfei's waist, and rubbed his face against her neck, looking utterly aggrieved.

Tao Fangfei yanked off her veil and looked the six-foot-something little sweetheart up and down. Could this be the devoted second male lead...? Wasn't he supposed to be a cold-faced emperor who showed his tender side only to the heroine?!

"Young Madam, the young master just got soaked in the rain..."

All right, got it. This little sweetheart had a brain full of water.

"Listen, don't be a simp," Tao Fangfei lectured him once they'd gotten to know each other.

"Little Sweetheart will be good! Little Sweetheart won't be a simp!" The devoted second male lead's eyes sparkled.

"Good. Also, stop referring to yourself as Little Sweetheart," Tao Fangfei said, for what felt like the hundredth time.

"Sob, sob! Don't you love me anymore? Is there another little cherry out there?" The devoted second male lead's eyes immediately reddened.

Tao Fangfei was exhausted.

Later, when she went to tear into the white-lotus younger sister who kept tripping her up, otherwise known as the original heroine, the devoted second male lead wrapped his arms around her.

"Don't go! Don't you love your Little Sweetheart anymore? Have you moved on already?! All you can think about is her now!"

"Let... me... go... I need to... tear her apart..." Tao Fangfei dragged the six-foot-something Little Sweetheart forward with difficulty, reaching toward the sky in despair.

She was even more exhausted.

Blurb for upcoming work: The Real Heiress Needs Financial Support

Ye Zhizhi's funeral paper shop was losing money and about to go under. Just as Ye Zhizhi was at her wit's end, her biological parents showed up and told her she was the heiress of a wealthy family, switched at birth.

Since they were rich, surely they could help fund her funeral paper shop, right? Ye Zhizhi's eyes lit up, and she eagerly went back with them.

But just as Ye Zhizhi was planning how to expand the shop, her biological parents didn't give her a single cent! The fake heiress had so much pocket money! And Ye Zhizhi's shop still needed funding, so she decided she had to find a side job.

She'd start by catching ghosts! She could earn money by catching ghosts for people, then earn more by selling the ghosts. What a little genius she was! Hm? This rich man seemed to attract ghosts. If she stayed by his side, could she wait for ghosts to come to her? And he even said he would fund her funeral paper shop!

The Ye parents: Admit your mistakes and behave, and maybe we'll give you a share of the Ye family fortune someday.

The fake heiress: I'll ask Mom and Dad for you, and have my fiance find you a proper job.

A certain passing CEO: Master Zhizhi!

The Ye family was stunned. The person they wanted to curry favor with was calling the Ye Zhizhi they looked down on "Master"? Wasn't Ye Zhizhi just a money-grubbing bumpkin who'd never even gone to school?!

The next day, as she watched her parents beg her through tears to come back, Ye Zhizhi sneered. "Don't even think about it! They were the ones who never gave me any living expenses! The Ye Group is finished. Hah."

*Both stories above are one-on-one romances, and the leads are each other's first love. They belong to each other in body and heart.

Theme: Spend responsibly and love life.