Zombie King, Don't Eat Me

Song Mian was a conscientious little office worker, meekly struggling to make ends meet every day.

Then, out of nowhere, the apocalypse began!

Everyone else's apocalypse was a zombie survival game. How did mine turn into farming?

[Ding-dong! Congratulations, you've unlocked the farming talent.]

This mutant chicken looks like it's got heatstroke. Let's roast it.

That mutant pig is feeling down. Let's make braised pork.

This mutant fish looks pretty healthy... but now it's in my hands, so... let's steam it.

Everyone else gets a golden finger and the protagonist's aura. Why am I the only one who ends up being eaten?

[Ding-dong! Congratulations, you've encountered the Zombie King, Xiao Jue.]

Boss, are you hungry?

Boss, are you tired?

Boss, can I massage your shoulders and legs?

Boss, please don't eat me!!! I'm begging you!!!

Xiao Jue gave Song Mian a scrutinizing look and licked his lips. "This person looks like he's feeling down. Let's braise him together."

Song Mian was furious. "I said you're not allowed to eat me..." [His voice gradually faded]

Xiao Jue: "Then you can eat me." [He quickly unzipped his pants]

Two-faced, beastly, scheming Zombie King top x cowardly, shameless bottom who clings to a powerful ally

An unconventional apocalypse story, farming story, and food story.

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