Forced to Star in a Variety of Absurd Stories [Book Transmigration]

Please add these upcoming stories to your reading list: Fooling Around [Entertainment Industry] and Deathly Library Card [Infinite]. Blurbs at the end.

Blurb for this story:

Lin Yijin transmigrates into a fanfic based on her best friend's uncle. After three or five chapters, the story can take a completely different turn.

The System assigns her a mission: Get the uncle hooked as soon as possible by following the plot, or your Youth University Study score will be reset to zero!

Chapter One: Lin Yijin follows campus heartthrob Chen Jiu into the restroom, drawn by his reputation. "Senior, washing your hands?"

Chen Jiu washes his hands without even looking up.

"You've been washing for ages, Senior. Did you... pee on your hands?"

Chapter Two: Lin Yijin plucks up her courage and knocks on the window of a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

The window slowly rolls down. "You are...?"

Lin Yijin forces a smile and clutches the Pikachu in her arms. "Heh, man, give me fifty million and I'll keep the baby."

President Chen's lips curl slightly. "How about you get rid of the baby, and I'll give you fifty million if you stay with me?"

Chapter Three: Lin Yijin stands beneath the purple peak, an ethereal beauty with the "Azure Cloud Sword" in her hand, ready to fight her master, Chen Jiu.

"Master, our fate as master and disciple ends today..."

Master Chen stands with his hands behind his back on the mountaintop, looking disgusted. "You ungrateful disciple, did you really have to find a piece of scrap metal to fight me with? Who do you think you're looking down on?!"

Lin Yijin tosses away the "Azure Cloud" and decides to lie still until the story ends.

Master Chen gently coaxes her, holding her in his arms. "If you dislike the title of master and disciple, how about we become Dao companions instead?"

One day, in the CEO's office, Chen Jiu has Lin Yijin held in his arms. "One more kiss, and let's make a whole bunch of Chen Qiuqius..."

Chen Yuan: How did my best friend suddenly become my aunt by marriage...?

[Cold, scheming (not really) domineering CEO x pure-looking, drama-loving girl]

Reader's guide:

A warning: This is a comedy, and the plot is meant to be silly, so the leads are very open about their feelings. If that bothers you, please don't read on.

1. The male lead is the same person from beginning to end, and he also transmigrated.

2. That's right, they have a son. He's a Pikachu named Chen Qiuqiu.

3. There will probably be a few arcs:

[Campus arc: The bad-boy heartthrob is such a flirt]

[Domineering CEO arc: The CEO's Extravagantly Pampered Wife]

[Entertainment industry arc: The Film Emperor's Personal Lover]

[Historical romance arc: The Tale of Consort Jin]

[Xianxia arc: Sickly Beauty, the Master's Beloved]

That's all I can think of for now. More ideas may come up anytime.

4. Sweet pampering all the way, one-on-one romance, with both leads in love with each other.

5. Please don't look for logic in a silly comedy. There is none.

Upcoming story blurbs

[Fooling Around [Entertainment Industry]]

[1]

Actress Yu Huan gets drunk at a bar and runs into Shen Yu, who is signing a contract outside a private room.

The man is strikingly pale and aloof, with a cool, detached air.

Yu Huan is tipsy. Looking at the contract, she says, "Doing homework in a bar? People these days are even better than me at cultivating an image. You're pretending to be a good student, so why aren't you doing the last problem?"

Later, one night, she wakes up panting. His cool lips brush from the base of her ear to the corner of her mouth, and as they linger and tease, his request slips between their lips: "Shall we do the last problem?"

[2]

Everyone in the industry knows Shen Yu has always been cold and indifferent. Yet lately he's taken an interest in Yu Huan, constantly fooling around with her whenever he gets the chance.

At a movie premiere, the media asks Yu Huan: "We hear you've been spending a lot of time with the president of the Shen Group?"

Yu Huan smiles faintly and denies it: "I don't know him at all."

At the same time, in a bar, Shen Yu stares at his computer screen, his presence turning icy. The cigarette in his hand burns down to his fingers. His friends watch as Shen Yu, usually so composed, drinks himself into a stupor.

That night, Shen Yu pins her against the door and covers her with kisses. Between breaths, he gently lifts her delicate chin. "Who don't you know?"

"I just said it offhand. Are you ever going to stop... Mmm."

That night, as she lets out a soft, tender moan in his arms, she hears him laugh huskily by her ear: Seems like... we haven't gotten to the end yet.

I'll never be done with you, not in this lifetime.

[Cool, scheming, fake-respectable big shot x beautiful little temptress who lets loose without limits]

Also known as: I Only Fool Around With You

[Deathly Library Card [Infinite]]

[1] Ever since Mu Qin borrowed several books from the library, she has been pulled into a horror world with a twisted version of the original story as its setting.

The public library's borrowing card is basically a death warrant. Everyone who checked out the same book is forced to enter its world and take part in a desperate escape:

Person A, borrowed at 13:00:03, no signs of life.

Person B, borrowed at 15:01:05, no signs of life.

Person C...

On the long list of the dead, Mu Qin appears on the very last line.

Person M, borrowed at 18:08:23, suspected of attacking the System.

[2]

*Deep in the mountains on a snowy night, a female ghost climbs out of her coffin. The moment she pokes her head out, she spots Mu Qin, the one even ghosts are afraid of, and... trembling, shuts the coffin lid again.

Mu Qin leans against the coffin and asks with concern, "Don't you want some fresh air?"

Female ghost: No.

*A headless female corpse appears in an abandoned village. Recognizing Mu Qin, she backs away, shaking, and threatens her: "If you dare touch a single hair on my head this time, I'll..."

Mu Qin frowns and sighs. "But you don't have a head."

Female ghost: Damn it, I finally got out of my coffin, and now I've been attacked by a ghost!

[3]

Headquarters sends Gu Yize into the System to deal with Mu Qin, the bug.

Mu Qin: It wasn't me, I didn't do it. I'm just a delicate little girl.

A water ghost appears in the bathroom on the top floor of a Gothic building, and everyone runs around in terror.

Gu Yize leans against the doorframe with his arms folded, watching Mu Qin roll up her sleeves and get down to business inside.

Having just twisted off the ghost's head, Mu Qin suddenly feels a chill run down her spine. She slowly turns and meets Gu Yize's gaze

Thump. She tosses the ghost's head aside and puts on a pitiful, tearful face. "Waaah, that was so scary..."

Gu Yize: "..."

#This bug is kind of cute? #I started dating someone from System Headquarters

[Fake aloof, handsome heartthrob sent to fix a bug but falls in love x stunning, fearless beauty who starts a romance while playing a game]

Theme: Love means choosing each other, wholeheartedly