Crossover: The Joker and I Share a Body

Me, fresh from my middle school exams.

I only wanted to catch up on the chapters I'd missed. I only stayed up for a few nights. I only called that clown a few names. I #...%￥#￥

Why? A voice suddenly appeared in my head, then everything went black. When I woke up, I found I'd become a man with a head full of green hair, a face painted with makeup, and bright red lips.

Me: I carefully felt between my legs. Crap!!!!! That ghostly voice, you and I are enemies for life!!! I never thought I'd become a clown one day. Oh, no! I was wrong! I don't want to live anymore, sob sob!

Later, I found out I hadn't become a clown. I was sharing a body with one. Emmm, that might be even worse than becoming a clown...

The Clown: Every time I'm up to something, just as the plot reaches its climax, everything goes blurry and I jump straight to the ending. I thought my underlings had betrayed me, but when I checked the security footage, I saw it was me.

The Clown: Mm-hmm, hahahahahahaha, how interesting, how interesting~ Is it another personality, or someone unknown~ I'll find you, hahahahahahahahahaha~

Theme: I like the Joker named Arthur, I like the Joker from Suicide Squad, and I like the Lego Joker, but what does that have to do with wanting to torment the Joker? Hehehehehehe.