Has Lord Nakahara Fallen Flat on His Face Today?

Everyone in the Port Mafia knows that Chuuya Nakahara, one of its executives, loves killing himself. And Mr. Dazai, Chuuya's partner, is just as much of a pain as he is.

Want to try killing yourselves together on a mission?

Mori was exhausted. He caught Dazai, whose combat ability was lousy, and began lecturing him:

"Dazai-kun, could you and Chuuya-kun stagger your suicide attempts? I really don't want to hear people gossiping that the famous Double Black duo both went off to kill themselves in the middle of a mission and couldn't be found."

Dazai thought for two seconds, then reluctantly agreed.

Because he couldn't beat him :)

After that, Dazai discovered that a whole bunch of tiny people lived inside his partner. He himself was also mistaken for someone with dissociative identity disorder.

Chuuya, whose emotions had been influenced all this time by a certain suicide maniac: ...

That definitely wasn't me!

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Note: OOC is definitely going to happen.

A whole bunch of tiny people live inside Chuuya.

Theme: For the sake of peace in Yokohama