Raising a Green Tea Husband

[Upcoming novels: "Little Liar" and "Come On, Let's Hurt Each Other." Their blurbs are below. If you're interested, please add them to your collection~] Thanks to her naive, sweet best friend and the scheming mistress, twenty-five-year-old Tang Xiao died in a bar and woke up in ancient times. She had transmigrated into a pitiful little girl whose entire family was gone, leaving her no choice but to live with her fiance's family. Tang Xiao reflected deeply and realized one thing: naive sweethearts can get everything, and scheming green-tea girls can do whatever they want. She got it. So, amid the treacherous battles of the household, her brothers doted on her and her sisters adored her. Even the old madam of the Ling household treated her like a treasure. The only exception was her fiance, Ling Zhaoyu, who always looked at her as if he saw right through her. Just when she thought her life would carry on happily like this, her fiance, Ling Zhaoyu, suddenly became an idiot one day! An idiot?! Her fiance, who used to watch her various green-tea antics from the sidelines as if enjoying a show, did a complete about-face. Now he gazed at her with big, pleading eyes every day, following her wherever she went. Tang Xiao was breaking down. Do you remember that your character is a cool, aloof beauty?! One day, after being steeped in "green-tea culture" for a long time, the cool, aloof beauty pointed at the eldest brother talking with Tang Xiao and said pitifully, "Xiaoxiao, I'm so jealous of Big Brother. He's not only strong, but always willing to help. Unlike me, I can't do anything..." Tang Xiao: "?!" Trying to steal her job? After regaining his intelligence, Ling Zhaoyu seemed just as he had been before, but his ability to spot green-tea tricks had improved by leaps and bounds. Third Branch Cousin: "Cousin, I'm so jealous of your wife, but I get the feeling she doesn't like me." Ling Zhaoyu: "Then go home tomorrow, and don't come back." Distant Cousin: "Cousin, you and Sister-in-Law fought because of me. I'm sorry..." Ling Zhaoyu: "That's right. She told me to divorce her and marry you, but I refused." Cousin: "???" Then he turned to Tang Xiao and said, looking aggrieved, "Xiaoxiao, don't misunderstand. We're only cousins..." Tang Xiao: A green-tea couple? A perfect match! Cousin/Older Cousin: "..." What even is this? One-on-one, happy ending. The male lead really is an idiot for a while, and he's adorably silly. Many liberties have been taken with the setting. Readers who care about historical accuracy, proceed with caution! Proceed with caution! Upcoming Novel 1: "Little Liar" (Modern Romance) Ren Chengxin had just transferred to No. 1 High School when a bunch of thugs cornered her in an alley. She was outnumbered, and the thugs looked menacing. Just then, Yu Chen strolled over unhurriedly. One look from him, and the whole group hurriedly ran off. The boy was tall and slender, leaning against the wall at an angle, cool and indifferent. He didn't even spare her a glance. Later, people at No. 1 High School noticed that Ren Chengxin was always following Yu Chen around, buying him breakfast and doing his homework. She was practically his servant. Her classmates speculated about how long she could keep it up, since there were only two possible outcomes when pursuing Yu Chen. One: Yu Chen's coldness would drive her away. Two: She'd annoy Yu Chen, and he'd kick her out without mercy. Until one day, someone saw Yu Chen cornering the girl. "That thing from six years ago. Aren't you going to explain yourself?" Six years ago?! There had to be some major gossip! Ren Chengxin looked sincere. "I really need to explain what happened. I didn't lie to you. I really did plan to celebrate your birthday back then. I even got your present ready." Yu Chen looked up and held out his hand. "Where is it?" Uh? She had no idea where a present from six years ago had gone. When she couldn't produce it, Yu Chen smiled and ruffled her hair. "A little liar says she's not a liar. Doesn't that still make her a little liar?" "???" What kind of tongue twister is that? * Yu Chen's world was silent until third grade. Then he sat next to Ren Chengxin, and the world grew noisy. Ren Chengxin was his first friend, the only light in his dark world. Before the holiday, she held out her pinky and linked it with his. "When your birthday comes, we'll go see a movie together. You can't go back on your word." Yu Chen hooked his pinky with hers and sealed the promise. It was a deal. But when school started again, the seat next to him was empty, and the world fell silent once more. Liar! Then, in his second year of high school, he saw helpless, defenseless Ren Chengxin in an alley. The resentment he'd built up for six years crumbled in an instant. If she'd come to make good on her promise, then he could perhaps bring himself to forgive her just a tiny bit. Upcoming Novel 2: "Come On, Let's Hurt Each Other" (Transmigration to Ancient Times) Gu Wannuo had a terrible reputation. She was spoiled, willful, and unruly, and even her stepmother couldn't do anything about her. Qing Qiucheng thought so too, until one day he woke up in Gu Wannuo's body. Her stepmother exploited her openly, while her stepsister schemed against her behind her back. They had deliberately ruined Gu Wannuo's reputation. Qing Qiucheng could take no more and finally exploded. Her stepmother discovered that overnight, "Gu Wannuo" had become sharp-tongued and eloquent, and could even smash a table with one palm. Her stepmother and stepsister fell silent with fear, promising never to do it again. One day, the most handsome man in the capital proposed to Gu Wannuo. Knowing that he had a terrible character, Qing Qiucheng rejected him. The next day, news that Gu Wannuo had rejected the capital's most handsome man spread throughout the city. When Gu Wannuo heard, she flew into a rage. "He actually ruined my marriage prospects! Fine, just you wait." A few days later, word got around that Qing Qiucheng was meeting young ladies in secret and chasing after women. When Qing Qiucheng found Gu Wannuo, she sat there calmly. "I'm repaying evil with kindness and finding you a wife. No need to thank me." And so they began hurting each other, with news of them spreading through the capital every day. Gu Wannuo drinking and chatting with General Wen late into the night. Qing Qiucheng wearing a pink dress to buy hair ornaments. Gu Wannuo wrestling and rolling around with soldiers beneath the blazing sun. Qing Qiucheng exchanging flirtatious glances with men at a banquet. Then one day, they accidentally switched back. Only then did Gu Wannuo realize that whenever the young men of the capital saw her, they would casually throw an arm around her shoulder. "Come on, Brother Gu, let's go have another drink today!" Qing Qiucheng discovered that young ladies often visited his household. As soon as they saw him, they would sigh sadly and tell him how their beloved had fallen for someone else. "My dear sister, be sure to learn from my experience." Gu Wannuo and Qing Qiucheng: "???" Have I become everyone's good bro/sister? Theme: Spouses helping each other through thick and thin.