I Found a Divine Whale with a Mental Illness

Please add my Western fantasy novel next door to your reading list: She’s So Good at Facing the Demon King, It’s Heartbreaking!

Blurb: (An early work, read with caution)

"...And so the princess stayed by the sea god’s side forever."

After telling Jian Diqi her final story, her mother left home forever with her stepfather and younger sister, leaving her behind at the orphanage.

If life were a game of chess, she was already a discarded piece.

As she lay dying, Jian Diqi thought expressionlessly, "Why should the princess be the one to find eternal happiness? Wasn’t the fisherwoman Carol the first to discover the sea god’s true form?"

See? Even fairy tales are biased. Do only princesses deserve happiness?

It seemed the heavens had given her a chance to start over.

Jian Diqi did not die. She transmigrated into the fairy tale her mother used to read and became the fisherwoman Carol.

This time, she would live well, better than anyone else.

In this world of [Divine Supremacy], evil forces hidden in the shadows are always stirring.

Power, desire, faith... red and white continually converge, and everyone is caught up in the struggle.

After a catastrophe strikes humanity,

the girl from another world finally steps onto the altar, walking in the first rays of dawn.

Please add my new Western fantasy novel next door to your reading list: She’s So Good at Facing the Demon King, It’s Heartbreaking!

Shu Tian is miserable.

When the True God System posed its 3,182nd multiple-choice question, she wanted to smash her brain, which was smaller than a peach pit.

Maybe then she would never have to hear that annoying voice again.

After half a minute of cheerful hymns, the life-or-death quiz began again.

"The Demon King is in a terrible mood.

1. Will you strip naked and dance as an offering to entertain him?

2. Or will you offer yourself to the Demon King and bring him a hundred love fruits to win his favor?

3. Or will you do nothing and be sent to the polar regions to spend your life digging for snow herbs with a runny nose?"

Shu Tian vaguely recalled her tearful life spanning tens of thousands of years.

She had already chosen the wrong answer twice on this question, which was as hard as the final, out-of-syllabus question on the college entrance exam.

In her previous life, after digging for snow herbs for forty years, she froze to death and turned into an ice sculpture.

In the life before that, she spent twenty years searching for love fruits. Just as she was about to find the last one, a dodo pecked her off a cliff, and she fell to her death.

Reborn once more, she wore the saintess’s snow-white satin robes. With a gentle, solemn expression, she made the "wise choice" without hesitation.

"Yes, I choose to dance right now! I wonder whether the Demon King prefers ballet, the cha-cha, or a school exercise routine?"

After all that, the Demon King was finally satisfied.

The people’s acclaim and respect for her reached new heights. They gathered around the saintess, hoping to share some of her divine power.

"Revered Saintess Naomi!!! You are truly heaven’s treasure. Only you can understand the King’s wishes!"

Standing atop a three-meter-tall flower-covered unicorn chariot, Shu Tian held her slender waist straight and gave the crowd below the saintess’s standard eight-tooth smile.

"Oh, it was nothing. I just happened to guess the King’s will."

She smiled gently, while inwardly wishing she could curse the Demon King to death:

As if! These questions have killed me more than eight thousand times. How could I possibly get them wrong, you bastard?!

Theme: Pursue happiness without ever stopping.