Who Calls This Thing a God?

The Malevolent God can bring fortune with one hand and unleash calamity with the other.

The God of Resentment had snatched the title of the most malevolent god and the ultimate jinx, only to get kicked into the mortal world by his own company for slacking off. Now he had no choice but to get back to work.

He expected a storm of bloodshed to be unavoidable, but then a phoenix descended from the heavens and single-handedly turned hostility into harmony.

As the top Grim Reaper at the Special Investigation Bureau for Humans and Demons, Lu Chan wears a human skin while doing all sorts of underworld business. He has no concept of “don't poke a tiger's backside.” He arrests people, demons, and even gods, covering all the bases.

Lu Chan: “For you, there's nothing I can't do.”

Qi You: “The dog at my farm died. Can you take its place for a few days?”

Lu Chan: “...” I'm fucking falling apart.

Qi You thought that teaming up to fight monsters and winning the heart of his white moonlight would make for a perfectly nice, low-key story.

Who knew that while they were fighting, Lu Chan's secret identity as the blood-red beauty mark came spilling out?

Lu Chan, expressionless: “If I told you I was your white moonlight, would you believe me? ...Qi You, you better not throw up! Swallow it back!”

[Warning! Major content alert ahead!]

The characters' values do not represent the author's personal views.

Flirty, quick-witted divine bird top × ruthless, tough, taciturn bottom

One-on-one, Lu Chan × Qi You, silly, sweet comedy, happy ending

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Don't Hide in the Notes

Le Yi has once again landed in seventh place on the report card.

Over the year and a half of high school, his name has bounced all over the science rankings. As the saying goes, he can reach for the moon in the heavens or catch turtles at the bottom of the sea. His results all depend on whether his weakest subjects have a growth spurt.

With this promising student about to go astray, the principal finally took action and put a “Humanities and Sciences Peer Support Group” on the agenda.

He would tutor someone in math, and they would tutor him in English.

He thought this would be a season of success in both love and career, but the principal was one step ahead.

He expected his assigned partner to be a sweet, cute girl. Instead, the principal turned around and paired him with a campus celebrity.

His partner was Shi You Wang, the humanities department's perennial number one, a cold-faced, silent demon king.

They had no connection whatsoever, yet the school forum suddenly filled with fanfiction about them.

#818 The Love-Hate Saga of Our Humanities Top Student and Science Whiz#

#Humanities and Sciences Peer Support: How Far Can It Go? Asking for a Friend#

#Shi You Wang and Le Yi Are Endgame!! I Swallowed the Key!!#

#Seize the Day, Live as You Please#

A straight guy watching the drama sighed, “If Shi You Wang sees these posts, he's going to tear Le Yi apart...”

A girl watching the gossip shot back, “Please, our Le Yi is totally straight. Leave Yi Yi alone, and don't drag him into this!”

Le Yi simply crushed the candy in his mouth, unlocked his phone with a blank expression, and opened the post that had been bumped up to second place on the school forum's front page:

[OP: Help! I accidentally found out my classmate has a crush on me. What do I do?! Urgent! Waiting online!]

1L: Got here early. Waiting for an expert to answer.

2L: Seriously, are you sure it's a crush and not your imagination?

[OP: If your classmate sends you suggestive texts every few days, has high-resolution photos of you from every angle in his phone gallery and all over his bedroom walls, and secretly keeps clothes you've worn, would you still call it IMAGINATION?!]

3L: Suggestive texts? How suggestive?

4L: Seconding the question above.

5L: Seconding it 10,086 times.

Le Yi slowly typed a line in the text box and tapped send with a blank expression.

[OP: Suggestive. Sex. Texts.]

He thought it was an iceberg. Turns out it was a blizzard.

Taciturn, obsessive, unhinged beauty top (Shi You Wang) × playful bottom who loves being mischievous (Le Yi)

He thought it was an iceberg. Turns out it was a blizzard.

Taciturn, obsessive, unhinged beauty top (He Sheng) × playful bottom who loves being mischievous (Le Yi)

1. One-on-one, happy ending, sweet, sweet, sweet!

2. Anything could change before the story starts, but the top will absolutely remain an unhinged beauty.

3. The author is a student, the writing is rough, and I'll do my best to update daily and improve.

4. An obsessive, unhinged beauty top is just too good, sob!!

Theme: Don't compare yourself to others too much. Be yourself and keep your feet on the ground.