[Western Crossover] Hela Doesn't Want to Cause Trouble

[Complete. Welcome to take the plunge!] New stories, An Observation Report on Kurosawa Jin and Cybertron Survival Journal, are now available for pre-booking. Question: What’s it like to transmigrate into Asgard’s eldest princess? Hela: Thanks for asking. I’m on Titan, just got off the ship, and I’m ready to cause trouble. Hello, does anyone know the person I’m looking for? Huh? You’re asking why I’m carrying a sword? Oh, come on. I’m here to nip certain things in the bud, of course~ Asgard’s eldest princess, the most annoying person in the universe. She has a cat named Tom who tears up the house all day and can do everything except catch mice. While causing trouble across the universe, she also manages to “save” a few planets on the brink of destruction. One is called Krypton, and another Cybertron. She turns the universe upside down, to the point where most of its villains run for their lives the moment they hear the name Hela. The farther away, the better! Asgard gets a terrible reputation along with her... Hela: What is wrong with you people? Discrimination is wrong! The consequence of going too far is that she takes things too far and loses control of the situation _(:з"∠)_ When she ends up in Italy with her powers sealed, she meets a little friend with three donuts on his head. Is something wrong with this universe??? Decepticon leader: Hela? Don’t even say that name! Decepticon intelligence officer, cool and aloof: She dumped me, but I still like her. Wang Dachui: My sister is the person I aspire to be. She was famous across the universe before I was even born. She’s amazing! Little Princess Loki: I’ve never met a woman as wicked as Hela. She says she’s my real sister and that she loves me, then throws me off the top of a skyscraper. Gotham’s Dark Knight: I think she’s a little violent. (Gotham’s good citizens: You’ve got a nerve saying that!) But, well, our values are pretty compatible. I think this could work. Kryptonian: She saved my planet! I came to Earth for her! She even helped me find a girlfriend! The shy little neighbor Spider-Man: Excuse me, are you talking about the beautiful and gentle literature teacher who taught us? Everyone: Stark, get him a pair of glasses. How can someone so young be blind already? Little Spider: QAQ Some New York billionaire: Forget it, she’s mine. Don’t ask why. It’s called charisma. 1. The pairing is Hela, an outrageously powerful big sister who does whatever she wants, with an unnamed New York billionaire. There’s a human-machine romance (?) 2. A chaotic mash-up of universes, with tons of headcanons. Any plot holes are intentional headcanons. A silly story full of references. Blurb for An Observation Report on Kurosawa Jin: Psychologist X juvenile delinquent / pseudo age-gap romance I’m trapped in a prison. I have to find a way to escape. * Green Dolphin Prison, the most secure prison in the world, and also the most dangerous. It houses all kinds of vicious criminals, and countless ghost stories circulate about it. My job is to counsel the juvenile offenders who’ve committed serious crimes and are likely to spend the rest of their lives here, in hopes that they’ll mend their ways and earn an early reduction in their sentences. But if I had the chance to choose again, I’d never come to this hellhole for an internship just because I was short on money. Now the prison has locked me up too. I’m trapped here, and no matter what I do, I can’t escape. Every night, someone kills me, and then the day starts over. If I don’t find out who the killer is, I’ll be trapped here forever. * The brat who gives me the most trouble is named Kurosawa Jin. He’s a textbook antisocial personality who can’t be helped by any amount of persuasion or therapy. He often makes me so angry I could spit blood, but, weirdly enough, he remembers each daily reset just like I do. To get out of here, I have no choice but to work with him. He says he’s the only one I can trust. * After escaping, I thought I’d never see that brat again. But ten years later in Japan, I ran into him again, now a terrible middle-aged man. Then one day, the dates started going haywire again. I don’t think I’m going crazy. Something must be wrong with this world. “That’s everything that happened to me. I haven’t lied.” “I understand...” The silver-haired doctor before me nodded. “Based on our diagnosis, Miss Shelly, we can confirm that you suffer from severe delusions.” Then the doctor dropped the case file and, along with his gentle disguise, revealed a sinister smile. “As for where you’ll be treated, it can only be...” “After that, I slapped him and ran,” I told the FBI agent in front of me. “You said you’d be responsible for protecting me the whole time. Does that offer still stand?” FBI: “...” 1. My take on infinite flow, a little scary but still readable. 2. It’s not a real age-gap romance. There are hints planted for later. 3. There are a few elements from the Araki Mansion setting. Theme: Anyone can be saved