Heaven's Will Takes My Place to Punish the Scum

[This novel will go VIP on February 5.] As the Dao of Heaven's favored child, Lu Qingzhou is blessed with good fortune. His path to immortality should be smooth sailing, with nothing standing in his way. Who could have guessed he'd keep running into scumbags who trampled his sincerity and kindness into dust, ruining his reputation and leaving him a lonely ghost in the end? Lu Qingzhou wondered if he was just blind, unable to see what people were really like. When he borrowed a cat's body to return to life and came back to the Central Plains, he discovered that all the scumbags from before had turned over a new leaf. They were all clamoring for his attention and falling over themselves to confess their love. They said they loved him, that everything they'd done before was to win him over. They even wanted to kill all his enemies for him and then die with him... Lu Qingzhou thought it over. He really must be blind, since he couldn't tell that any of that counted as love! And then there's his current partner, a doting husband to the extreme. He only has the cultivation of the third Qi Refining level, yet he toys with the laws of the Dao of Heaven and beats every scumbag to a pulp. Ning Shuyi: The Dao of Heaven's favored child? No, darling, you're the Dao of Heaven's favored daughter-in-law! Take a break. I'll handle the scumbags! Later, everyone grabbed Lu Qingzhou to complain: A max-level expert is playing the pig to eat the tiger. How can this be fair? Do something about your man! Lu Qingzhou spread his hands: I can't help it. I'm blind, so I can't see~ lie flat.jpg Reader advisory: 1. Although the story is told from the bottom's point of view, the top does most of the scumbag-beating, so the story is split roughly evenly between their perspectives. 2. The top is Ning Shuyi, the author's favorite. No swapping, and no reversals. Coming soon: Kill That Bunch of Transmigrators. Please add it to your favorites~~ When Ding Yining returned to her hometown after ten years away, she discovered that her friends and family had changed: Her loyal childhood friend thought he was so handsome he could split the sky, and that every woman would be obsessed with him. Her thoughtful best friend thought she was so irresistible that every man would fall in love with her without hesitation. Her sweet, easygoing younger brother had become an angsty obsessive who kept popping up to "steal the family fortune." After the System explained things, Ding Yining understood. They'd all been replaced by people who had transmigrated, and they all thought this world was an urban romance or rags-to-riches novel... More importantly, they all thought Ding Yining was the novel's love-struck heroine, evil ex, or schemer... To restore her friends and family, she had to make the transmigrators' plots go off the rails. Ding Yining curled her red lips into a smile and flexed her long, beautiful fingers. Then I'll take out this bunch of people who transmigrated into a book! She teamed up with the System to throw the transmigrators' plots off course, while asking the System for all kinds of information about her dream man and fantasizing about his looks, measurements, and love life... She had no filter and no reservations. Ding Yining: It's not that I can't control myself. His pheromones are just too strong! System: ... Later, Ding Yining discovered that the System in her head might not belong to her alone... Then her dream man cornered her against the wall. Su Xizhe leaned closer, his expression gentle and his eyes filled with laughter. Tell me, what are pheromones? Ding Yining: I'm dead! Theme: Believe in yourself, and eventually the clouds will part and the moon will shine.