My Divine Lord Is a Cat [Book Transmigration]

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Blurb:

Chu Juan transmigrated into a book, becoming... Female Character No. N in a female-led cultivation novel.

Including punctuation, she had fewer than twenty words of dialogue, and she'd just been disfigured a month ago.

In this world, everyone was fighting tooth and nail for a chance to become the young Divine Lord's caretaker, hoping to form a contract with him and ascend to immortality.

Chu Juan silently counted up her resources:

- One useless System that took two hours to respond to a one-line question.

- One white-lotus heroine who smiled to your face but stabbed you in the back, and was always plotting to kill me.

Question: With a terrible hand from the start, how can I turn things around?

System: Sorry, I'm lagging.

Heroine: Just lie down in the pit.

Then one day, at the ceremony where the big shots chose their caretakers, the only flawless Divine Lord in the Three Realms, Chi Yin, hooked his golden thread around Chu Juan's pinky.

"From now on, you'll be the one to take care of me."

Everyone: ???

Divine Lord, perhaps you should get your eyes checked.

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As the flawless Divine Lord of Changyu Immortal Realm, Chi Yin was noble and haughty, above all others in status, peerlessly beautiful, and exceptionally talented.

He was perfect in every way, except that his juvenile form looked like a cat.

Too cute, not fierce enough.

So one night, while he was basking in the moonlight, a woman bold enough to defy heaven reached out and grabbed his... backside.

Wonderful. The Divine Lord, who hadn't bonded with anyone in a thousand years, smiled and bit her in return.

Later, one day,

The proud, aloof Divine Lord held his little Juan in his arms. His breath was warm, his gaze seductive.

"You like me? Well, I like you too."

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Lu Miao was the last inheritor of the art of bone reading. She set up a little stall, but business was terrible. When she woke up, she'd transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry as a cannon-fodder supporting female character.

The original owner was on a dating show, getting roasted online for being a drama queen who kept chasing clout.

When the show began, the male and female guests played a game to choose partners.

The livestream chat:

"Lu Miao's putting on an act again. What's it going to be this time? A delicate little white flower?"

"I can't watch. There'll definitely be more touching and clinging, so she can ride on our He Xu's popularity."

But Lu Miao didn't even glance at the male guests. While everyone else was busy pairing up, she turned and hugged... a pregnant stray dog.

She kept murmuring, "Sweetie, you don't seem to be digesting well. Did you eat something bad?"

Ten minutes later, the hashtag #LuMiaoHasGoneCrazy# topped the trending list.

But then the dating show's chief sponsor posted on Weibo that his priceless thumb ring had been found and returned. He thanked the kind person who had turned it in: @Lu Miao.

Lu Miao happily looked at the thank-you money that had just arrived in her account. ...What do men even have to do with anything? Isn't making money more important?

Later, Lu Miao's style on the dating show gradually changed.

She shook hands with an actress who kept up a single persona while flirting with several male guests.

Lu Miao: That's right, you have a child.

Actress: !!

After playing a competitive game with a muscular, sleazy male singer,

Lu Miao: You need to up the dose of that kidney supplement!

The viewers: She's so bold! How does she know all this? Is this really the same Lu Miao who used to be so fake and desperate for attention?

A production assistant used his break time to study hard, and people mocked him. Only Lu Miao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Keep it up. You're definitely talented."

A month later, the production assistant won first place in a poetry competition.

A nobody actress was ostracized on the show. Lu Miao patted her on the head. "There's a role coming up. Want to consider it?"

Three months later, the nobody's new drama became a huge hit, and she rose to become a top-tier star.

The people who had once been wary of Lu Miao because she'd clung to them and acted up: ...?

On the day the dating show ended, top-tier star He Xu held out his long, slender hand.

Lu Miao, can I ride on your popularity now?

The other guests and viewers: !!!

Theme: Love life, and it will reward you in the end.