Please support my upcoming novels, Transmigrated into a Book, I Beat Up the Male Lead Every Day [Entertainment Industry], and The Four-Year-Old CEO's Young, Doomed Mother!
Zhou Miaomiao, a lucky cat who has lived for two hundred years, wakes up one morning to find herself transformed into a pretty eighteen-year-old girl.
Just as she's celebrating, thinking she's finally cultivated a human form, she realizes she's been forced to clean up someone else's mess.
Her stepfather is cruel, her stepsister is vicious, and they've stolen her fiancé for no reason!
Her mother is timid, her relatives are snobs, and they've even arranged for her to marry a cripple with children!
Zhou Miaomiao won't stand for it.
She says, “Foolish humans, you have no idea what a lucky cat can do!”
Scene 1:
A villager asks Zhou Miaomiao how she got rich.
Zhou Miaomiao: “It's simple. I waved my right hand toward the woods, and found wild ginseng, honeysuckle, and raspberries. Then I waved my left hand toward the river, and found freshwater pearl mussels.”
Villager A: “That girl is so bad, she won't tell the truth!”
Villager B: “I'm so jealous, but there's nothing I can do about it!”
Scene 2:
A soldier asks Gu Xunan how he managed to find a girlfriend.
Gu Xunan: “It's simple. When I went back to my hometown, I pulled a girl out of the river and gave her CPR. Then she followed me around.”
Comrade A: “I'd have to be an idiot to believe that!”
Comrade B: “So should I take a net and wait by the river now?”
Blurb for upcoming novel Transmigrated into a Book, I Beat Up the Male Lead Every Day [Entertainment Industry]:
Luo Feier is a super-strong woman who spends every day either breaking things or on her way to breaking things.
After smashing a computer while filming, she transmigrates into an old-fashioned angst novel she wrote herself, becoming its female lead, who shares her name.
Switched at birth and raised as a poor girl for twenty years, she's treated as a stand-in for the male lead's first love and framed by a fake heiress.
Amnesia, miscarriage, car accident, prison, terminal illness: the female lead gets the full angst-novel treatment.
She may have the title of female lead, but she lives a life worse than the male lead's dog!
Locked in a dark room by the male lead, Luo Feier is so embarrassed she could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with her toes.
Isn't the free air outside wonderful? Why love the male lead until you can't breathe?
So Luo Feier takes matters into her own hands, smashes a hole through the wall with her super strength, and flees like the wind!
…
Luo Feier gets bound to a Feel-Good Story System, which requires her to turn the old angst novel into a feel-good entertainment-industry story.
The only way to earn points and exchange them for resources is to beat up various male leads!
“Ding! Successfully exchanged for My Girlfriend Can't Possibly Be This Fierce. Play the wild girlfriend and beat up the male lead.”
“Ding! Successfully exchanged for Star Sword. Play the final boss and crush the male lead!”
As Luo Feier keeps beating them up, she becomes a star.
After the new drama is announced, fans eagerly ask, “Who will get beaten up this time?”
When the muscular, Shaolin-kung-fu-trained movie emperor's photos are released, the whole internet is delighted: “Oh, she finally found an even match!”
A seemingly delicate, innocent, super-strong woman x a warm, affectionate movie emperor overflowing with testosterone
Blurb for upcoming novel The Four-Year-Old CEO's Young, Doomed Mother:
Xiong Lizhu transmigrates into a book as the young mother who is destined to die in a domineering CEO story.
Her husband cheats, his mistress is brazen, and her son, the future male lead, is only four!
With no other choice, Xiong Lizhu gets a divorce to protect her peace and starts livestreaming to make money.
She shows off makeup skills that transform people on a film set. Viewers: “Please, big sister, make a tutorial on your livestream!”
She styles a C-list actress so beautifully for the red carpet that she outshines everyone. The other stars: “Boss, please be my personal stylist!”
She sells over a hundred million yuan worth of goods in one night. Brands: “Auntie, please take a look at our brand!”
Xiong Lizhu waves them away, unimpressed.
Her goals are to crush her scumbag husband, punch his mistress, build a fortune from nothing, raise a CEO, and finally get rid of that clingy, scheming man.
The next day, Xiong Lizhu receives a lawyer's letter demanding compensation for the emotional distress she caused over the years.
Xiong Lizhu: “Have you no shame!”
…
After a blind date, Feng Jing discovers that a mischievous kid has snapped the emblem off his luxury car. He helps a righteous passerby discipline the child, only to be bound to a Mischievous Kid Parenting System.
Transmigrated as the uncle of the future male and female side characters, Feng Jing looks at the two adorable kids rolling around on the ground and recalls all the ways they'll get themselves into trouble in the future.
He decides to become the male lead's adoptive father and rewrite his own tragic fate.
Wait, wasn't the male lead's mother supposed to be dead? How is she still alive?
No matter. Once he marries the male lead's mother, the kid can still call him Dad!
A seemingly gentle but actually short-tempered woman x a seemingly icy but actually scheming man
One-on-one, both leads have only ever been with each other. The ex-husband is not the male lead!
Theme: Build a fortune and find a happy life.
Big packages and poor quality are two different things, right?
Just helping people pick up things, but also unsealing and eating?
Don't say that the quality of soldiers is low or that this matter is not a big deal.
Even if he thinks that the other party can take it home for the children to eat, then he eats the rest first and leaves the rest for the other party's children? Does this make sense? ? ? There are not many people in rural areas who can help someone pick up something and then open it and put it in their mouth...
Shocked my God
Is this the end? ! It feels like a mess~
Is this the end? ! It feels like a mess~
It ended so unexpectedly. I thought there was a lot of content about marriage, university, military area, etc.
I was deceived. The label is romance. There is no emotional drama at all. The proportion of interaction between the male and female protagonists is about one-fiftieth of the whole book. At the end, the heroine said something and gave her reply half a year later. That was the end.
The ending was unexpected?
Isn't this a romance novel? There are only about 50 chapters in total, and we are almost halfway there now, and there is still no interaction between the male and female protagonists...
Ah, is this the end? No holding hands, no hugs, no kisses, no replies, it feels incomplete.
Big packages and poor quality are two different things, right? Just helping people pick up things, but also unsealing and eating? Don't say that the quality of soldiers is low or that this matter is not a big deal. Even if he thinks that the other party can take it home for the children to eat, then he eats the rest first and leaves the rest for the other party's children? Does this make sense? ? ? There are not many people in rural areas who can help someone pick up something and then open it and put it in their mouth... Shocked my God
Is this the end? ! It feels like a mess~
Is this the end? ! It feels like a mess~
It ended so unexpectedly. I thought there was a lot of content about marriage, university, military area, etc.
I was deceived. The label is romance. There is no emotional drama at all. The proportion of interaction between the male and female protagonists is about one-fiftieth of the whole book. At the end, the heroine said something and gave her reply half a year later. That was the end.
The ending was unexpected?
Isn't this a romance novel? There are only about 50 chapters in total, and we are almost halfway there now, and there is still no interaction between the male and female protagonists...
Ah, is this the end? No holding hands, no hugs, no kisses, no replies, it feels incomplete.
The neighborhood committee aunt is sensible!
The boss and his wife are quite interesting.