The Whole World Begs Me Not to Get into Trouble

As an utterly ordinary high school senior, Bi Pingfan thought he would stay ordinary forever.

Until one day, he scraped himself and bled. A big shot from the medical world personally treated his wound, saying that his little scrape had turned countless scientists into idiots.

He caught a cold and sneezed once, and an earthquake immediately struck somewhere. He sneezed a few times, and earthquakes happened in several places.

He got punched, and criminals around the world started rioting?

Bi Pingfan was so frightened that he accidentally farted. He was immediately informed that a massive toxic gas leak had occurred somewhere, nearly bringing about the end of the world...

1v1, bottom protagonist, mutually devoted, feel-good power fantasy with plenty of twists

Next story...

The moment Qiao Ziyu opened his eyes, he was being beaten...

The strangest thing was that everyone was forcing a girl to marry, and threatening to beat him to death if she refused.

Qiao Ziyu: "..." Who am I, and where am I? What does it have to do with me whether the girl gets married or not?

Only after the System gave him his memories did he learn that he had been reborn into a fantasy novel, as the tragic older brother of the female lead. Whenever someone wanted to pressure the female lead, they would capture, torment, and interrogate him to make her submit. The female lead's role was to humiliate those cannon-fodder villains at key moments.

Qiao Ziyu was speechless. What had he ever done to them? Why was he always the one getting captured and interrogated? He refused to accept it. Somehow, the moment he made a move, he easily beat those cannon fodder to a pulp...

Mini-scenes:

System: All you have to do here is pretend you're about to die, so the female lead can step in and slaughter them all. Before the System could finish, Qiao Ziyu had already killed every last cannon-fodder villain. Only the female lead and the crowd, staring in stunned silence, remained.

System: Here, you need to act like you'd rather die than drag the female lead down with you, so the villains will threaten her more brazenly. Then wait for her to save you. Before the System could finish, Qiao Ziyu had already pinned the villain beneath his foot...

Genre: Feel-good power fantasy with plenty of twists, 1v1, plot-focused.

Theme: Never underestimate the power of words.