Levi, one of the few who slipped through the cracks of achieving a moderately prosperous society, spent his whole life making money. Then one day, he met a witch. The witch had bright, willow-leaf-shaped eyes, and when she smiled, she looked like a little rose.
Levi asked, "If I marry you, will you give me a dowry?"
The witch said, "I'm an assassin with no feelings and no money."
Then the witch pulled two things out from behind her back and asked, "Do you want this golden cloak or the silver one?"
Levi: "I'm Levi. Pay me."
The witch smiled faintly. "Honey, getting rich overnight is just a dream."
※ Silly, lighthearted fun ahead. A crossover with the author's other story, Charred Bones.
※ The blurb was provided by the head of the update-demand squad, @Yibaiyan.
※ This has diverged from the original work. Silk Road AU.
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Theme: No one should be left behind on the road to a moderately prosperous society in 2020
Damn it, where is the promised Sha Diao?
I never knew this was such a big cookie?! Forced kissing is perfectly fine!
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