My Master Is Being Censored Every Day

This is the not-so-serious blurb:

When a top dom from Haitang suddenly becomes a submissive in Jinjiang, is this the distortion of human nature, or the collapse of... well, you know, all that chatter (sound effects added by hand)? Tune in every night at nine [just kidding, the author is still laying the groundwork] for "Master, You're Being Censored Every Day."

This is the serious blurb:

Lin Qinghuan, leader of the Hehuan Sect and master to four disciples, held the dual cultivation manual that everyone under heaven envied, the Haitang Treasure Manual. He cultivated all the way to ascension and became a mighty expert. But fate had other plans: he was struck dead by a bolt of lightning while undergoing his tribulation to ascend. When he opened his eyes again, he discovered that his cultivation had fallen all the way back to Foundation Establishment. And the famous Haitang Treasure Manual in his arms had turned into a Jinjiang cultivation manual?

Jinjiang cultivation manual: To comply with the review process, Host, please cut your losses and cultivate properly, so you can ascend to the Great Dao as soon as possible.

Lin Qinghuan: ... ...@#$%## Damn it

Excerpt One:

Lin Qinghuan took off his robe, pulled open his collar, and sank down onto his eldest disciple. He reached toward the censored bits with both hands, then censored in the eyes of his eldest disciple, which were full of censored bits.

Warning! Lin Qinghuan has seriously violated the rules. Excessive censorship has caused the Jinjiang cultivation manual to be locked by the reviewers. He is hereby awarded one palm thunderbolt. If he accumulates five palm thunderbolts, Lin Qinghuan will once again be punished with a demotion. Host, please reform yourself and strive to ascend to the Great Dao as soon as possible.

Lin Qinghuan: …

Excerpt Two:

Yan Feichi found it very strange that his master, who had always loved seducing him, had suddenly changed his ways. No, this was so unlike his master!

One day, Lin Qinghuan blushingly crept into his quilt.

Yan Feichi: Now this is just like my master!

But when he saw his master lying beside him like a dead fish, Yan Feichi fell silent. He glanced at himself in silence. Had he lost his charm?

No, this was so unlike his master!

Excerpt Three:

Lin Qinghuan gazed up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle and said to his disciple, full of melancholy, "Little disciple, for the sake of the Great Harmony of the Immortal Realm and humanity, I have decided to cultivate the Heartless Path."

Yan Feichi: "Oh."

Wait!! The Heartless Path?!!!!

No, this is so unlike my master!

Things to know before reading:

1. Silly, lighthearted fun

2. Happy ending

3. The submissive lead transmigrates and is reborn

4. No logic

5. There is no number five. I'll add it when I think of something.

6. Six is a lucky number, I guess.

A pure-hearted top in the early chapters who becomes a dark, powerful figure later X a mischievous submissive who wants to applaud for the sake of life's harmony every day

Lin Qinghuan: To avoid being censored again, I was forced to cultivate the Heartless Path.

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Theme: Striving for harmony