Su Lan was always the wicked, obsessive second male lead.
He pined for the heroine, went mad for her, and turned evil for her, but after scheming at every turn, the male lead still stole her away. In the end, Su Lan met a miserable death, abandoned by everyone.
The Reincarnation Mirror gave him another chance in an "illusion." Now fully enlightened, Su Lan came up with a simple, straightforward "revenge" plan:
1. Stay away from love and cherish life.
2. Use secret identities to show off and gather underlings.
3. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on an old man just because he's poor. Once the male lead is old and too feeble to lift a blade, Su Lan will lead his underlings in a fatal strike, then start a thrilling new life in retirement.
Who could have guessed he'd crash and burn halfway through? :)
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World One: Rival to the genius prince -> Right Chancellor who keeps his achievements hidden
"I put on a secret identity and played the protagonist, quietly hiding my achievements. Who knew the protagonist would become my stand-in?"
World Two: Final tyrant in a political intrigue novel -> The mighty new emperor who overthrew himself
With the enemy army at the gates, a group of traitors who had allied with the rebels entered the palace, ready to kill the tyrant and defect.
The tyrant smashed a cup as a signal, and eight hundred armed guards rushed out.
"Didn't see that coming, did you? I surrendered and switched sides to become the rebel leader."
"Workers have souls, workers have spirit. In this life, you're all my beasts of burden, and you'll be my beasts of burden for life."
World Three: Mortal physician without a spiritual root in a cultivation world -> Uncrowned king in an era of depleted spiritual energy and fallen gods
After killing his wife to prove his Dao, the demon emperor reverted to his original form to chase her. Su Lan, in passing, castrated him.
Under the demon emperor's furious glare, the egg-breaking expert and the leek field that absorbed cultivators' spiritual energy got married. The sickle cut through the leeks, and they ascended on the spot, going up to farm in heaven.
"Thanks for asking. I just wanted a leek pie. Who knew leeks counted as an invasive species?"
World Four: Genius second male lead in a story of youthful heartbreak -> Liberal arts scholar who lights up the tech tree
The delicate white flower was kidnapped, and the domineering CEO, who had influence in both the underworld and the law, went alone to rescue her.
Su Lan pulled out his phone, looking grave.
"Hello, 110? ...Please transfer me to the anti-gang task force."
The order is undecided. Four worlds planned for now.
Note: The character designs were drawn by a wonderful artist from Bishui.
Upcoming novel, Prove My Dao by Writing Angsty Fiction:
Su Piaopiao transmigrates into an innocent passerby in the old-fashioned angst novel she wrote.
The good news: Su Piaopiao is bound to a certain Jiang app. Every time she writes a story that takes down a scumbag, she gets stronger.
The bad news: She has an annual quota of one hundred thousand words. If she doesn't meet it, she'll die on the spot, and the whole village will hold a funeral feast.
Su Piaopiao: Thanks for asking. The longest thing I've ever written was a three-thousand-word essay, and my narrative writing has stayed at elementary-school level for years.
To stay alive, Su Piaopiao has to go from amateur to full-time writer. She studies "108 Ways to Take Down a Scumbag" every day, determined to take down every useless official and criminal who thinks they're above the law.
Who could have guessed that everything she wrote would come true? :)
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Something has been seriously wrong in the immortal realm lately.
The God Venerable, whose wife was supposed to return to him after he suffered for her, has had his heart and kidneys taken by his beloved, who treated him as a stand-in. The flower god who flirted everywhere was thoroughly manipulated by eight wronged lovers. And then there's the crown prince who needs to have his eyes gouged out and his immortal core shaved away.
The old ancestor revered by all the gods, steadfast despite his injuries: "Tsk, why are these just like the plot of the mortal storybook I've been secretly reading?"
The lofty, aloof old ancestor (?): "No, no, I have to find out what role I play in the story."
The good news: He's the protagonist, slaughtering his way across the battlefield.
The bad news: He's the protagonist's love interest.
[Romance writer who turned to danmei and never updates x old ancestor who follows every chapter, begs for a different fate, and nags her to hurry up]
Upcoming novel: The Angst Novel Heroine Is Far Too Straightforward
Ever since the junior sister joined their sect, the ruthless Dao cultivator Su Zhiyue noticed that something was seriously wrong with the men she knew.
Man One: Scion of a prominent family in an arranged marriage
Before entering the immortal sect, Su Zhiyue's parents arranged for her to marry her childhood friend, a mortal. But after the junior sister joined their sect, her fiance publicly threw her a divorce letter, then eloped with the junior sister to wander the world.
Su Zhiyue: Fine. Mortals and immortals are different.
Man Two: Cold and heartless sect leader
After the junior sister eloped, someone accused the senior sister of forcing her to leave. The sect leader plunged his icy sword into the belly of the disciple he'd carefully raised, cut out her golden core, and expelled her from the sect.
Su Zhiyue: Fine. I'll delete my character and start over.
Man Three: Sinister, devoted demon lord
After being expelled from the immortal sect and reduced to a maid who swept the floors, Su Zhiyue was cared for by a musician in the manor. He was considerate, gentle, and understanding. But on their wedding day, the demon lord, who had once been a beast, dropped his disguise and revealed his vicious true nature. He said he wanted to use Su Zhiyue's divine sword as the matchmaker's token, conquer the mortal realm as the bride price, and marry the junior sister.
Su Zhiyue: Fine... No. Absolutely not!
Once famous throughout the Nine Provinces, the heartless sword cultivator fell into the mud, having repaid kindness with betrayal. She stood atop the city wall, gazing at the heavy snow, the sea of blood, and the mountain of corpses.
As the three men watched with shattered expressions, the woman in her wedding dress plunged her broken sword into her heart. Her flesh and blood formed a great spell, and her soul vanished, shielding all living beings from a catastrophe.
Only after Su Zhiyue died did she learn that she was the white moonlight heroine of this cultivation novel, whose only purpose was to be tormented by every man she met and then forgive them.
But the sword immortal didn't care. Her ruthless Dao was now complete, and she had returned to immortality after surviving her tribulation.
She hadn't drunk the Meng Po soup when she descended to the mortal world. From beginning to end, every romance had been part of her scheme to deceive the Heavenly Dao.
The "junior sister" changed back into men's clothes and respectfully prostrated himself at the sword immortal's feet, his eyes filled with a possessiveness no one could see.
The sword spirit, whose acting was second to none, leaned against the sword immortal's leg and called gently:
"Master."
Written on June 1, 2022. Screenshot saved.
Theme: We only get one life. Always cherish and love every single second
I have to say that this is really the ultimate puzzle for me when I read those romantic and sadistic novels. You can rise to the top for no reason. The heroine can rise to the top after being tortured as a substitute. I am speechless.
The big cat is the real unjust one, having such an evil obstacle on his hands
Are the necessary steps for ascending to immortality a dog chewing on the brain? (Confused)
Democracy, science, rule of law, the final landing point is wonderful.
Indeed, it was a lot of hard work.
The difficulty in killing your wife/husband to achieve Taoism is that he lost consciousness and killed his Taoist partner without knowing it because of being framed, or someone is trying to take you away.
Otherwise, are there any difficulties? You have a hammer!
I laughed so hard. There are so many memes. How did you do it? I admire you so much.
Ha
I don't really want to finish, I want to continue watching
Ah, I can see that my wife is really happy.
But pull it down, some bad people don't deserve to be forgiven even if they do ten thousand good deeds, you are the one among the best! Bah! Bad stuff!
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Poppy (Cultivation)
All the Angsty Melodramas End in Bad Endings
The Green Tea Junior Sister Is a Man
The Evil God Gets a New Job (Infinite)
Dark Past Series from Before I Got a Contract
I Woke Up as a Ridiculous National Preceptor
I have to say that this is really the ultimate puzzle for me when I read those romantic and sadistic novels. You can rise to the top for no reason. The heroine can rise to the top after being tortured as a substitute. I am speechless.
The big cat is the real unjust one, having such an evil obstacle on his hands
Are the necessary steps for ascending to immortality a dog chewing on the brain? (Confused)
Democracy, science, rule of law, the final landing point is wonderful.
Indeed, it was a lot of hard work. The difficulty in killing your wife/husband to achieve Taoism is that he lost consciousness and killed his Taoist partner without knowing it because of being framed, or someone is trying to take you away. Otherwise, are there any difficulties? You have a hammer!
I laughed so hard. There are so many memes. How did you do it? I admire you so much.
Ha
I don't really want to finish, I want to continue watching
Ah, I can see that my wife is really happy.
But pull it down, some bad people don't deserve to be forgiven even if they do ten thousand good deeds, you are the one among the best! Bah! Bad stuff!