I Have Four Immortal Brothers

Weibo: Li Yao

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After her grandmother passed away, Tingting was about to be sent to an orphanage when four handsome, elegant older brothers came into her life.

Her brothers told her they were gods.

Tingting: "...I'm already a seven-year-old schoolgirl. I can't just believe every ridiculous thing I hear."

Each of the four brothers was unreliable in his own way.

The eldest was a miser, the second was a hopeless romantic, the third was a shut-in with social anxiety, and the fourth... was either eating or gossiping.

They not only neglected their duties, but also got into fights all the time.

Tingting held her forehead. "Could you please make life a little easier for me? T T"

Then one day, she found out...

Her eldest brother had over a hundred million in savings. The discounted clothes he said he'd bought for her online were actually limited editions sold worldwide.

Her third brother had countless fans. The horror stories she refused to listen to became a huge hit online and were even made into a movie.

Her fourth brother was a culinary genius. The lunchbox he made for her inspired star chefs to beg him to take them on as apprentices.

As for her second brother, so many pretty older sisters tried to bribe Tingting for a chance to pursue him, but in the end, they all found boyfriends.

Tingting cupped her round cheeks. "My brothers are all so amazing!"

Her brothers: "Because we're gods."

Tingting: "...No, because you're all hardworking, ambitious young people who are pillars of socialist society."

Her brothers fell silent. Meanwhile, laughter rang out in Tingting's mind. The voice had disrupted her homework for days, so Tingting raised her hand. "Oh, right. I think I have multiple personalities. Take me to see a doctor!"

The four gods looked at the demonic energy gradually reawakening in Tingting's spiritual core. "What the hell, multiple personalities..."

Reader's guide:

1. This is a fictional setting with lots of author-created details. Don't overanalyze or read too much into it!

2. A silly, heartwarming, adorable story about being doted on!

3. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

4. The brothers aren't romantic interests. There is no romance before the characters reach adulthood in the real world.

Coming next: "I Went Viral on a Dating Show Thanks to Metaphysics." Please add it to your collection!

Celestial master Yun Qian transmigrates into a novel about the entertainment industry as a scheming tea-green female supporting character. In the original story, she joined the same dating show as the male lead to pursue her childhood sweetheart.

When the cast met for the first time, all the female guests crowded around the male lead. Yun Qian walked over too.

She stared at him with her doe-like eyes. "Big brother, you're surrounded by petty villains lately. Talisman charms to ward them off are on sale!"

Male lead: "???"

Netizens: "??? What kind of new tea-art is this?"

It didn't take long for the male lead to be attacked by a rival team, and his work opportunities were stolen.

Late at night, the male lead knocked on Yun Qian's door just to buy a talisman.

When the cast took on an adventure challenge, Yun Qian stopped the female lead, who was the first to rush forward. "Don't go. It's dangerous out there."

Netizens: "She can't even handle it herself, and now she's stopping everyone else?"

Two minutes later, an accident occurred at the challenge site. Fortunately, none of the cast were there.

From then on, the female lead became Yun Qian's devoted fan.

The cast gathered around the fire for a late-night chat. The only ones missing were the male and female leads. Yun Qian furrowed her delicate brows, walked to a room, and kicked the door open.

Netizens: "...She gave up her fragile-girl image just to ruin things for the male and female leads?"

Yun Qian glanced at the two leads lying on the bed with terrified expressions and apologized. "Sorry to interrupt. I'm here to catch a ghost." Then she pulled out a peachwood sword.

Netizens: "..."

After turning a dating show into a metaphysics show, Yun Qian became famous. Celebrities in the industry clamored to get on the program and have her tell their fortunes.

But nobody could outcompete top-tier star Lu Lixun. He'd never appeared on a variety show before, but now he came on as a regular cast member.

Netizens were curious. Lu, your career is already going smoothly. What else do you need your fortune told for?

Lu Lixun: "??? Isn't this a dating show? I'm here to date!"

Theme: Work hard and strive for success!