After Oda Sakunosuke Arrived, the World Became Kid-Friendly

2026.2.12 New editor's note: For a reason everyone knows, I'm not continuing this story. My saved drafts are all scrapped, too...

I'm currently sorting out the plot and rewriting the earlier chapters. I hope my dear readers will wait patiently.

Original blurb below

[Writing for love, not contracted. Updates are irregular]

[I'm not good at writing, but I'm good at revising things I've already written over and over again orz]

Sometimes I even change the outline directly. That's perfectly normal, so please forgive me qwq

Oda longed for an ordinary life, but he had realized a long time ago that strange things kept happening around him.

First, he was kidnapped by a strange organization when he was little.

But Oda had always been a man of action, so one dark and stormy night, he easily escaped. The bad guys failed to pull off their crime, which was certainly cause for celebration.

Second, there was his eventful career as an assassin.

Although he didn't want to attract attention, his name ranked near the top of the assassin rankings on the dark web, and all kinds of forces had their eyes on him. So one dark and stormy night, Oda ran away again.

Third, there was his diligent stint as a low-ranking employee of the Port Mafia.

Because Oda no longer wanted to kill people, he was ordered around every day and constantly had to deal with...

"Oda Sakunosuke, can you mediate their family dispute again this time?" "Sure."

"I will kill you, without fail." "Sure. How have you been feeling lately?"

"Oda, come work for Public Security. We'll make sure you eat well, dress well, and live well. It's much better than the Mafia." "Don't listen to him. They have too much work. Come join the Bomb Disposal Unit. You'd be defusing bombs every day, which is practically the same as what you do now." "That's not really necessary..."

"Mr. Oda, your new work..." "I'm really writing it."

"Sakunosuke, you're the only one who can liberate our gray souls." "?"

"Oda-sak, tell me, should I drink crab roe coffee, or a chilled cleaner with no ice and no water?" "..."

As the troubles in Oda's life kept piling up (in every sense), he looked at the adorable children he'd adopted, his friends who were always hungry (?) and constantly getting into trouble, and the curry rice he couldn't get enough of. Then, with one great effort, he joined forces with his companions and resolved every crisis!!

And so the world became a children's television channel, filled with the reassuring power of Oda!

But one night, after Oda had been promoted to "Superman Oda," he contentedly closed his eyes beneath the covers...

", Did you write today?"

Oda's heart stopped. He opened his eyes wide.

Had all the nagging to update finally made him hallucinate?

[Next time for sure, next time for sure, next time for sure.]

With that thought, Oda fell peacefully asleep.

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A strange blurb, just read it for fun 233

Here are a few notes about the story. If you don't mind the following, feel free to start reading:

1. A crossover setting, with lots of invented plot. Feel free to discuss the story and point out mistakes.

2. Oda has no pairing, but everyone dotes on him.

3. This includes a lot of my own interpretations of Oda and the other characters. It's something I wrote for my own amusement.

4. My writing may not be great, but please don't give me writing advice. I started this just to indulge myself.

5. Not contracted, written for love.

6. A crazed Oda fan is going to create a world just for Oda! (Rolls up sleeves and gets to work) (Wants to steal the title of ultimate Dazai stan qwq)

7. I drew the cover myself. It's not bad, haha.

Theme: Ordinary life, extraordinary you