You Can't Date While Cultivating the Heartless Dao [Book Transmigration]

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--This Novel's Blurb--

Ming Zhixiu has practiced the heartless Dao for years, and his progress bar has been sailing along smoothly. All his effort has paid off.

He is on the verge of ascending when, before he can celebrate, several damn people show up and set their sights on his progress bar!

The male lead, whom Ming Zhi had searched for in vain and failed to win over, was supposed to fall to darkness according to the plot. Instead, he shows up through the righteous path's disciple selection process, looking utterly innocent.

"Master, have I not done well enough? Why are you so cold to me?"

The demonic lord, a villain whom Ming Zhi once mistook for the protagonist and looked after for a while, comes knocking. He embraces him with bloodied hands and nuzzles his face.

"Immortal Ming, I was wrong back then. I know that now. Don't ignore me."

For some reason, the immortal lord of Yuefu Palace, whom he met by chance, keeps asking Ming Zhi to go out with him every few days to pluck the moon from the heavens and catch turtles in the sea.

"Fellow Daoist, I've heard that romantic scenery is a wonder to behold. Would you care to enjoy the view and chat with me?"

The Taotie national preceptor, who has helped Ming Zhi repeatedly and now holds those favors over him, calls him again and again.

"I've done so much for you. You should have come to my side of your own accord by now. But I know you're practicing the heartless Dao, so I won't hold it against you. Here's a chance to make amends. Come over here, to my side."

Just when Ming Zhi thinks things can't get any more chaotic, his aloof master, who has always treated him like air, asks to join the fray. After a long pause, he finally says:

"The weather is lovely today. I want you to make me mung bean soup."

In the end, Ming Zhi eats a meal prepared by the protagonist, slaps the villain's face away, goes with the immortal lord to enjoy the romantic scenery, blocks the national preceptor's calls, and makes a bowl of mung bean soup for his master.

His all-purpose reply: "Thanks for asking, but people who practice the heartless Dao can't fall in love."

* One-on-one romance. The dominant partner is Lu Qingyan.

* Side couple: Rizhuo Jun x Yangyan Jun.

* My writing is terrible and the logic is full of holes, so please go easy on me QAQ

My next novel will be After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the White Moonlight of a Great Immortal. Please add it to your reading list.

--Blurb--

And not just a great immortal.

Ming Zifeng counts them off on his fingers: great figures of the demon clan, a human tyrant, the ghost clan's leader, a bloodthirsty evil lord... There are lots of them, and he's the white moonlight of all of them.

Unfortunately, they're all crazy.

Ming Zifeng looks down at the shackles around his ankle and wants to cry. But of them all, the great immortal is the most obsessive, the most deranged, and the most insane!

Ming Zifeng transmigrates into a cultivation novel where everyone is a maniac, becoming a minor evil cultivator who barely gets a mention.

The poor evil cultivator has a terrible time. He is stabbed to death while alive, then used to forge a dark artifact after his death, all because he backed the wrong person.

Backing the wrong person?

With the story in hand, Ming Zifeng says, "Not happening."

Relying on his good looks and knowledge of the future plot, Ming Zifeng travels far and wide to find the future bigwigs who will wield great power and make it to the end of the story, but are still enduring hardship for now. He gets to enjoy raising them and succeeds in carving out a little place for himself in their cold, merciless hearts.

But...

Ming Zifeng thought he was playing the role of a brother who'd been through thick and thin with them. Why does every one of them see him as a blood-red cinnabar mole, an untouchable white moonlight?

This is ridiculous!

Especially the future great immortal of the cultivation sect, Jimo Xue. He's the most ridiculous of all. This guy treats him like a bride groomed from childhood!

Ming Zifeng thought he was innocent, but it turns out his mind is full of lewd thoughts, and every day he schemes about how to get his hands on him. By the time Ming Zifeng realizes something is wrong and tries to escape, it's too late. Jimo Xue sends him straight to an ivory tower in shackles.

Ming Zifeng longs for help, and finally the bigwigs he used to cozy up to come to his rescue.

But as he watches Jimo Xue throw a giant flood dragon, barely clinging to life, down in front of him, Ming Zifeng trembles.

"I-it's just a normal friend QAQ"

Jimo Xue's expression is gentle. "Oh?"

Ming Zifeng swears to heaven. "Really, just a normal friend!"

Jimo Xue gently strokes the back of his neck and sighs. "Sigh, how are you going to get through life if you can't even talk properly?"

Ming Zifeng's "Then don't force yourself" gets stuck in his throat, no matter how hard he tries to spit it out.

Jimo Xue smiles slightly. "But since I'm your Dao companion, come on, let me teach you..."

The bigwigs outside the tower crack their knuckles, ready to rescue him.

Inside the tower, Ming Zifeng wants to cry. "I don't know them. I don't know a single one of them."

Jimo Xue holds him in his arms, perfectly content. "Good boy."

#As long as the dragon is strong enough, the prince can't rescue the princess (laughs)#

* Everyone is crazy.

* If I dare write it, the receptive partner will be the most seductive one in the whole story =v=

Upcoming fantasy romance novel: After Dumping a Monster Bigwig, I Crashed and Burned

--Blurb--

POV 1.

You are an ordinary human.

One day, you have the rotten luck to get hit by a car and transmigrate into a world where monsters roam the streets.

To support yourself and your useless roommate, you seduce a monster bigwig. Figuring that with so many lovers already, one fewer won't make a difference, you take a huge sum of money and run for it.

You think your roommate, a native of this world, can help you escape. But it turns out he's the ultimate version of you: a runaway playboy who has led everyone on.

And he's already run away.

You can only watch in horror as disaster strikes, wishing you could drop dead on the spot.

POV 2.

You are a lust demon.

For years, you've been living the high life by cozying up to your bigwigs, and each one is your favorite fish in the pond.

Then one day, the bigwig you just seduced gets jealous and drags out the fish in your pond one by one.

After your cheating is exposed, you steal your new bigwig's teleportation array and try to flee to the human world to lie low, but end up summoning a human instead.

The human is quite capable and raises you until you're plump and well-fed.

You think getting close to the monster bigwig he knows will bring you wealth and comfort, but it turns out he also dumped his monster bigwig and came to ask you to help him run away.

As you hide from all the bigwigs, you feel your vision go dark and your life slipping away.

You're furious that he won't listen, while he's utterly disappointed in you and only wishes he'd gotten to enjoy some of the benefits while you were playing the field.

#Two guys and their best friend both hope the other will get rich and support them#

※ Everyday-life story.

※ Monster world.

※ Both are receptive partners.

※ The monster bigwig is the dominant partner.

Theme: Everything in the world has feelings.