The Evil God Is a Hopeless Romantic

[New Novel: Senior Brother Doesn't Want to Do This Anymore] is now available. Find links to all kinds of upcoming novels on my author page.

Novel blurb:

How many steps does it take to capture an evil god?

First, prepare a decoy named Gu Fenglin.

Then place him on the evil god's inevitable route.

Next, you'll find yourself with an evil god who has eagerly crawled into a cage, surrounded by pink hearts!

Note: Research by the Space-Time Bureau has found that the evil god captured by this method will be named "Shen Zhi" one hundred percent of the time.

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Gu Fenglin is the ace of the Supernatural Ability Division. His missions have a one hundred percent success rate, and he has never failed.

Until one day, he received orders from his superior:

Fall in love with a man named Shen Zhi.

Duration: For life.

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Shen Zhi is a retired, laid-back evil god who just wants to coast through life.

He has only one dream now:

May no one disturb his romantic time with Gu Fenglin!

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Gu Fenglin and Shen Zhi have been in love three times.

This is the 108th time Gu Fenglin has asked to break up.

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Reading guide:

Love and peace!

A huge, huge, huge amount of creative license! If you ask, it's an alternate universe; if you ask, it's creative license, qwq.

A love story between an evil god and his darling.

The entire plot exists to serve the romance.

◆ Upcoming novel: My Sword Cultivator Became a Human. Blurb

Chu Shengxue has a sword.

Tempered by blood, it cuts down demons and vanquishes evil.

He and his sword have admired the frost and snow of the Bihua Palace for ten thousand years, and ascended together to the lofty palaces of the Ninth Heaven.

His friends teased him: "No one can surpass you in devotion to your sword."

Beneath a pear blossom tree, petals flutter, pink and white.

Chu Shengxue has just slain a demon that tried to crawl up from the Nine Abysses. He gently wipes his sword clean.

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"Your beauty surpasses even mine by far."

One morning, he woke to find that what greeted him was not the familiar, icy edge of a sword.

It was a man.

Smiling eyes, completely naked.

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"I'll follow you into demonic cultivation or immortality, and watch you enjoy ten thousand years of life."

"My heart still harbors a foolish wish: to stand by your side."

◆ Upcoming novel: Online Dating: The Unmasking Strategy. Blurb

Qiu Cheng has always thought that the top supporter in his livestream is a rich second-generation heir with more money than sense. Otherwise, why would he ignore all those skilled streamers and keep checking in on the livestream of a casual player like him?

Besides, he doesn't show his face, compete, or run dungeons. His viewers have sharply summed up his stream as the perfect cure for insomnia.

...There's really not much to watch.

But someone with more money than sense makes a great person to chat with.

Late at night, Qiu Cheng would pull him into long conversations about life and reminisce about the past: "Back then, I worked around the clock in this game. Later, I decided studying was more important, packed my bags, and went off to take the college entrance exam... You ask if I have friends? A few, I guess, but we lost touch. I can't even remember them anymore, hahaha."

You have to admit, the guy with more money than sense is pretty fun.

Always there when called, and never complains.

Qiu Cheng, who was starting to feel a little smitten, turned down a confession from a senior he'd only recently met.

Then he went off to do a couples' quest with the guy with more money than sense.

But why...

Did the account ID the guy with more money than sense pulled out look so familiar?

It looked a lot like the ID of an online friend he'd once played games with, but had been out of touch with for ten thousand years.

And the more Qiu Cheng listened, the more the guy's voice sounded like his senior's.

Qiu Cheng wanted to run away again.

Theme: The protagonist always cherishes the land where he lives, devotes himself to maintaining peace and stability, falls in love with the person he likes, overcomes difficulties together with them, and protects the world.