My next story will be "Please Top Up for Me." Please, kind readers, send me some Moonstones. Send them, send them, please...
Because of a misunderstanding, Xi Chengjing spent years at odds with his childhood friend. Then the truth finally came out, and his childhood friend came to watch his college's competition.
The crowd cheered in the basketball court. He couldn't figure out what everyone was cheering for, so he patted the spot beside him and generously called his friend over to sit.
His friend sat down beside him, and a lovely scent wafted over.
"Why are you looking at me instead of the game?"
"Because you're good-looking."
"Haha, I look even better when I'm playing basketball."
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Even he never expected that someone who'd been so scared to hear there was a gay guy in his dorm that he changed his bed curtains would end up with his heart racing every time he saw his childhood friend.
Xi Chengjing: A guy keeps seeing another guy's face in his mind, and even dreams about all sorts of intimate stuff with him. Is he going crazy? Asking for a friend. It's urgent!
Netizens: You're doomed. You've fallen in love!
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When he finally worked up the courage to down a bottle of liquor and confess, his friend gazed at his red eyes and kissed the dampness at their corners, one slow kiss at a time. "I've been waiting for you all along, waiting for you to look back and see me. I've always been here."
Beneath his refined exterior is a true scoundrel. Once he sheds his gentle disguise, he's an unrestrained force of nature.
I would go crazy for you.
"Please Top Up for Me"
Blurb: "The Match of Heaven and Earth" tells the story of the protagonist, Che Yangxi, whose soul is mistakenly taken by a little ghost from the underworld. He dies a sudden, tragic death, but with the protagonist gong's spirit-commanding art, the two join forces to turn the underworld upside down and put an end to the little ghost's story of moving heaven and earth and upholding justice.
Chu Lin is a ghost who accidentally enters this book and becomes someone who looks exactly like the little ghost from the underworld.
The protagonist shou was born with a hatred of evil. He'd rather kill a thousand innocents than let one guilty person go. He sees Chu Lin as an enemy, but since they live in a society governed by law, the protagonist shou decides to ruin his promising future and make sure he has a miserable life.
Unfortunately, Chu Lin is a ghost himself. To keep his living body in the mortal world, he needs the protagonist shou to use his money to top up Chu Lin's account in the underworld.
But at this point, the protagonist shou has been cast out of his wealthy family as an ill omen after coming back to life following his death. He's so poor he has nowhere to go, and can only sit in a dark alley, living among bugs and rats.
On the short wall behind him, the name "Chu Lin" is written in blood. His hatred is raw and deep, and he can't wait to see Chu Lin again so he can tear him to pieces.
Then, one day.
A fierce wind rises, and torrential rain washes over the bloodstained wall. The violent rain slashes at his face like sharp knives. The boy curled up on the ground is wearing thin clothes, soaked through and clinging to his frail body. Raindrops beat against his defiant eyes, again and again.
Suddenly, a big umbrella shields him from the violent wind and rain. Before him is a straight, pale leg. The boy has a cloth wrapped over his face, leaving only his misty eyes visible. He bends down gently and puts two banknotes into the upside-down stainless steel bowl.
"G-go find somewhere out of the rain and warm yourself up."
A bewildered warmth appears on the protagonist shou's face.
The pretty boy stares into his eyes and says boldly, "If... if you can, please use the rest of the money to buy some spirit money to burn for Chu Lin in the underworld..."
Before he can finish, the boy on the ground opens his blood-red eyes and rasps out a single word: "Get lost!"
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Che Yangxi's eyes turned red only twice in his life. The first time, he snarled at Chu Lin to get lost. The second time, halfway through making love, he watched as his lover's body gradually turned transparent because he hadn't topped up his account, and burned spirit money with tears in his eyes.
"I Just Want You to Learn, What's Wrong with That?"
A cold, cocky school bully gong × an arrogant, aloof young master shou
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In his previous life, Yan Jianuo was sent to He Xiaoyuan by the man he loved from afar.
The proud young Master Yan looked down on rich, spoiled playboys like He Xiaoyuan. Even after marrying him, he never developed any real feelings for him.
To avoid He Xiaoyuan, he went to the countryside to teach for several months.
It happened to be his birthday, and He Xiaoyuan drove for a whole day and night, hoping to celebrate with him.
But a flash flood swept down the mountain and swallowed his car.
When they found him again, he was a stiff corpse with his hands still gripping the steering wheel, and an unopened, limited-edition Lego set in his arms.
The words on the greeting card had been washed away and were impossible to make out. The only legible part was the crooked signature at the end: I love you.
Only then did Yan Jianuo realize just how much he loved him.
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Reborn back in high school, Yan Jianuo suddenly transferred schools and rushed to the high school He Xiaoyuan attended.
He Xiaoyuan was notorious, wild and uninhibited. Everyone was afraid of him.
When Yan Jianuo found him, He Xiaoyuan and his friends were about to get into a fight with students from a vocational school.
Yan Jianuo walked straight over and looked at him, casually smoking in the corner. "If you've got the guts, hit me."
He Xiaoyuan, the top dog at Hengzhong, froze for two seconds, stubbed out his cigarette, and lifted his cold eyes. "I don't know you. Why would I hit you?"
Yan Jianuo said quietly, "I'm planning to extort you."
He Xiaoyuan stared at his face, and suddenly couldn't bring himself to lay a hand on him.
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"That new young master is so proud and good-looking, and he's top of the class. The teachers and principal all dote on him. At our school, he gets everything he wants."
"Right? I secretly checked his wish card the other day, and he wished for He Xiaoyuan to study hard. He wants He Xiaoyuan to study? Yeah, right!"
Later, everyone saw the arrogant king of Hengzhong obediently following the top student around and memorizing vocabulary.
And he never complained.
Theme: Know and obey the law, and work hard for your ideals.
No, are you sure you are studying the Fa? I feel that I am very tolerant of that man. He did such a thing and still praised me. The boss is also the same. I don't understand.
Do I have this egg alone, or do all the other brothers and sisters have it? Vq
So pitiful, I can't even sleep well
Hahahahahahahahaha, finished
Like it very much!!! What you wrote is great!
2024.04.27
Their Chinglish really made me laugh, hahahahahahahaha
OMG, they are indeed my favorite couple, they really know how to play. By the way, do you still remember this article? Will it be finished?
Damn, it's so beautiful, it's actually a scam
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the little couple is so sweet