How to Turn Down the Gods' Love

In a Western fantasy world, people gain power by worshipping the gods. Feng He (pressing his palms together): This is easy! I'm great at praying! I'm super devout! On days 1, 3, and 5, he worships the God of Light, offering a sonnet to win his favor. On days 2, 4, and 6, he worships the God of Darkness, showering him with flattery to earn his blessing. On Sundays, he rests or worships every god. After he transmigrates to another world, the poor, adorable little believer is abandoned by the crown prince and left hungry and poorly dressed. His miserable fate often leads him to recite poetry, until one day he finally catches the attention of the gods. The little believer (rubbing his empty stomach): I'm about to starve to death. I don't have the strength to recite poetry anymore. Give me a loaf of bread. Countless loaves of bread fall from the sky, enough to eat for all eternity. The little believer: Money is just a worldly possession, but without it, I can't buy the latest poetry collections to share with Father God! Countless gold coins surge up from the earth, rivaling a dragon's hoard and enough to tempt every wandering poet on the continent into selling their services. So the gods in the legends really do exist, and they've made his life better. The little believer's cheeks flush with excitement. "Thank you, great and merciful Father God! I have no way to repay you, so I can only serve you for the rest of my life, blah blah blah..." Time passes, and the believer soon comes of age. It's time to settle down, but he has no partner. The little believer continues pleading with Father God, asking him to grant him a beautiful and virtuous wife. If Father God grants his wish, he promises to spend eternity by his side after death. Then, late one night, countless handsome male gods descend from the sky and knock on his door. Because he doesn't believe in the gods, everyone else worships a single deity, but Feng He worships seven or eight at once. When quality won't do, make up for it with quantity. The War of the Gods began with a bout of jealousy. It seemed so absurd that it was still recorded in the history of the heavens. From then on, everyone cursed the promiscuous believer's name. Adorable little believer who dishes out compliments VS the gods' love triangle from hell A feel-good wish-fulfillment story~ [Archived on July 17, 2020] Theme: Even after transmigrating to another world, never stop striving