What Should I Do About My Desk Mate Being Such a Goofball?

[Originally titled Brothers, Want a Serving of 1982 Sand Sculpture?]

[The main story of My Only Wish Is to Pet Fluffy Things [Book Transmigration] next door is complete. Please add it to your collection! Charming, sickly beauty bottom x obsessive, sickly yandere top]

Blurb:

Two years ago, Ye Qingzhi met an artist online named Sanshui Zhidong. They drew well and worked fast, but they were also a total goofball.

At the start of his second year of high school, Ye Qingzhi got a transfer student named Chen Xun as his deskmate. His new deskmate was handsome, but also a total goofball.

Ye Qingzhi: ? Something doesn't seem right.

One day, they unexpectedly learned that the other could write stories or draw. After complimenting each other, they both started bragging about their online friends.

When the conversation turned to who was the better artist, Chen Xun smiled confidently. "Say something, and I'll draw it for you in no time."

Ye Qingzhi: "Oh? Then I won't hold back. He stands atop a high wall, unafraid even as he faces an army of thousands."

Chen Xun: ???

Are you a dog or what?

The next day, they suddenly realized: oh wow, their online friend was their deskmate all along.

And from there, things naturally took their course.

They started getting handsy, hugging and cuddling. Before long, they were even sharing a bed, otherwise known as sleeping together.

Ye Qingzhi: What can I say? I spoil this goofball.

Chen Xun: You're all just jealous that he and I are so close. Anyway, I'm off to draw a little comic about the two of us.

Classmates and roommates: How the hell do they manage to be so gay?

The two of them, completely unruffled: It's nothing. We're just good bros.

Don't ask. If you do, it's bro♂therly love.

Temperamental (goofy) top x bottom with a rich inner monologue, steady but mischievous, and fond of snark

Also known as We're Just Good Bro♂thers

[Youth is reckless and uninhibited, yet capable of tenderness that cuts to the bone.]

P.S.:

1. One-on-one. The top and bottom belong to each other, body and soul. Super sweet and silly, no angst or melodrama, and no secondary couples.

2. Modern alternate universe, with some livestreaming elements.

3. An early work. If it's not to your taste, feel free to stop reading.

[The Substitute We Promised Turns Out to Be Everyone's Darling] in my collection is complete.

The upcoming My Only Wish Is to Pet Fluffy Things is in my collection.

Blurb for the upcoming novel:

[Book Transmigration / Charming Lead / Love Rival Showdown / Adorable Pets]

Ning Weiyu is sickly, but stunningly beautiful. From childhood, he was flamboyant, carefree, and full of life. Who knew that after dying, he would transmigrate into a mindless cannon fodder character with a tragic ending in a power fantasy novel centered on a male protagonist?

The moment he opens his eyes, the male lead wants to kill him, his brothers despise him, he has sabotaged several future bigshots, and even a little white dog wants to bite him to death.

This is ridiculous. Every choice is a death sentence.

To survive, he starts frantically setting fire to the G-spots of every mission target (crossed out) and diligently completing his tasks.

Later, the world gets back on track, and the mission targets begin looking at him in increasingly peculiar ways.

A certain aloof movie star bluntly declares that Ning Weiyu is the only person he would accept as a rumored romantic partner.

A certain haughty painter reverently presents him with a painting.

Even his brothers vie to dote on him and hold him in the palms of their hands.

Ning Weiyu: ...?

He hugs the well-behaved, clingy little white dog in his arms and tries to steer clear of the love-rival showdown.

Sorry, but a heart-stealer only starts fires. He doesn't put them out.

One evening.

As usual, Ning Weiyu pets the dog's big, fluffy tail, then can't help burying his face in its belly and taking a deep breath. "I love you so much."

Just as the words leave his mouth, a deep voice sounds by his ear. "Big brother, I love you the most, too."

It sounds suspiciously like he's being coy.

Ning Weiyu: ??? Who's talking?

The next second, the big dog disappears, and a handsome young man appears in the room.

The wolf cub surnamed Yin and named Shang conceals his sharp fangs and hides the intense possessiveness and aggression in his eyes, acting like an obedient, docile puppy.

"Big brother, you touched my tail, so you'll have to take responsibility, okay?"

#The fierce, crazed lone wolf has long since been tamed into a loyal dog#

Ning Weiyu: ???

Where did that huge dog go?

Wait, hey, kid, why did you suddenly stop being human?

[Bonus Scene]

Yin Shang, Month X, Day X: An important question.

How can I let my wife know that I'm actually a wolf, not a dog?

Beauty who gets away with murder, spoiled and oblivious, sickly beauty bottom x gloomy, obsessive, slightly yandere but devoted husband, real wolf-dog top

Younger top

[Take a look at my other upcoming novels!]

A sweet entertainment-industry story about rekindling an old flame: We Became an Onscreen Couple After I Lost My Memory

An interstellar adorable (fierce) pet story: A Metaphysics Master’s Guide to Raising Cubs in the Interstellar Era

Theme: Dreams and love