A kindhearted, foolish little carp with a damaged tail works hard to cultivate immortality, attain enlightenment, and save the people. She proves with her own strength that there really are gods above. Whenever an immortal comes down to the mortal realm on a trial and sees the thriving incense offerings at the Yu Niang Temple, they can't help clicking their tongues enviously and sighing: In this world, it's better to marry well than cultivate well!
Yu Lili: Tell fortunes by reading incense? I don't need to read incense. I can tell your fortune directly.
Villager: How much silver?
Yu Lili: No silver needed. Just light a stick of incense at the Yu Niang Temple outside the city during the holidays.
Villager: Then please take a look for me. Lately, I get terribly scared as soon as night falls. Is there something unclean following me...?
Yu Lili glanced up: It's nothing to worry about. Your wife is just following you.
At her words, the villager's eyes rolled back and he fainted.
Hua Erniang: Put it more tactfully! How many people have you scared unconscious now? Keep this up and the locals will tear down the shabby temple you just built.
Also known as: The Little Useless Fish Who Works Hard at Her Job
Blurb written on 2020.07.09. The story is in progress, and advance follows are welcome.
Theme: Evil cannot triumph over good; good and evil are rewarded accordingly.
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