[Coming soon: What Does the Silent, Deranged Laborer Do in His Spare Time?]
"Little Mute" was what one player called her voiceless character. Or perhaps, the various irritable NPCs would call him the "silent, deranged laborer." Lester, who owed him a ton of favors, kept desperately piling all sorts of odd jobs on him, while the irascible Old Cui would swear up a storm... Never mind that mess!
Lu Keke and her friends were doing random side jobs in a game when they accidentally entered a brand-new one. The moment they opened their eyes, a gaping maw killed her Little Mute and her friend's Little Mute!
Lu Keke and her friend: "WTF? Who does that?"
They continued on with the side jobs, only to find that all of them were bizarre.
For example: Steal Batman's Batmobile and provoke Batman.
Lu Keke and her friend: "?" We steal it, then provoke the owner? Who does that?
Or: Survive for 15 minutes in the hands of the Hulk in rage mode.
Lu Keke and her friend: "?" I don't really know who the Hulk is, but the words "rage mode" make it pretty clear this is a high-risk mission, right?
Or else: Give Nightwing's Juan and Jim a quick grope.
Lu Keke and her friend: "?" We don't know what a Juan and Jim is, but doesn't "give it a quick grope" make this sound like you're trying to turn players into perverts?
Or: Give Batman a quick kiss in front of the Joker.
Lu Keke and her friend: "Yikes..."
Which developer came up with these missions? They must be nuts!
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[Novel synopsis]
Chris, a broke goofball with absolutely terrible luck.
On his first outing to rob a robber, he was inexplicably chased by a Gothamite with throat cancer! A whole night's work went down the drain!
Chris: I can't beat him in a fight, so I'll let it go...
On his second outing to apply for a job, he witnessed a car crash and got beaten up by a Hydra assassin! The job he hadn't even landed was dead in the water!
Chris: What did I even do wrong? Next time someone gets in the way of me making money, I'll poke their eyes out!
On his third outing to scavenge, he got beaten up by the Green Hulk!
Chris: Why are you hitting me? I was just picking up trash!
Hulk (smiling): I heard you wanted to poke my eyes out?
Chris: I wouldn't dare. It wasn't me. I'm out of here!
But he soon realized that he was speeding down the road to becoming an unlucky goofball, and there was no turning back.
Even his teammates in the dungeons were used to it.
The cool, handsome Hydra assassin: If you ever stop being unlucky, it'll mean God has gone blind.
The future long-legged Red Hood, AKA Little Jaybird Robin: If you ever manage not to make me so mad I could die, I'll start believing in God.
The crazy mercenary who never stops cracking jokes: Bro, I read the author's synopsis. You're the goofball of this novel!
Chris (so mad his hair could fall out): Fine, I'm a goofball. That's still better than being called an idiot!
(I really have racked my brains trying to write this synopsis! But I just can't do it QAQ I'm terrible at writing these! Maybe I'll revise it someday!)
Theme: Some people need a little bit of a pain in the ass in their lives
So the male protagonist is the product of Superman and Talia's genes? Thalia nb!!! Superman and Batman are not brothers to some extent 23333
Boarding the Green River which had not been used for a long time, I was horrified to find that it had been there for so many years!?, Oh my god, I want to write more, but I have forgotten the plot in these years, and I don't read the comics anymore. I don't know if it can be written well. I'll have to think about it...?
Speaking of the famous trolley problem, I feel that Batman must choose the option with more people, because from his behavior, we can see that killing one clown cannot save Gotham, so from an overall perspective, Gotham as a whole is more important than the sacrifice of an individual person, even if the quality is different when weighed by both parties. Even if the side with more people is full of murderers, and the side with less people is a scientist, a purely good person in a moral sense, he can only get a sigh from Batman. It's a pity, who told you that there are few people, quality is nothing, quantity is king, Koko, yes, I am just making fun of it, ha!
I really can't look directly at the title btboy, I really want to laugh
Ahhhh, it's Jason! He is so, so good! Crazy strokes. Jpg
Madam, I will wait for you, I believe you will come back
It has been three years. Are you still alive, author?
Is this The Walking Dead?
It's reached the point where I start having PTSD every time I see a beautiful day.
Looking at other comments from a year ago, all I can say is, I want to prostitute the male protagonist!