An Unpretentious Mary Sue

Me, Mary Brando Joestar, am a Mary Sue whose Stand is [Mary Sue]. My mother is the Egyptian seductress Brando. My father is the great angel of the first-generation JoJo. My elder brother is the youngest godfather ever to rise to the top of the underworld. I am the most beautiful and richest person in the world. My skin is as white as snow. My lips are as red as blood. After awakening my Stand, my once pitch-black hair turned into a palette that changes color every day. My charm is so overwhelming that everyone who has ever laid eyes on me falls deeply in love with me. Sigh. When will this plain and unremarkable Mary Sue life of mine finally come to an end? Theme: Even a Mary Sue's life is pretty ordinary