That inconspicuous, forgetful, weepy child: dull, clumsy, and not very likable, with the famous nickname “Cauldron Killer.” What kind of happiness could a child like that ever find?
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Wen Ke carried the memories of her previous life with her when she was born into the Qing dynasty as the little princess of an unfavored concubine. She also got an absurd “Palace Gossip System.” It wasn't an aid to cultivation, nor was it a pocket dimension or a golden finger. Its only function, apparently, was to cheerfully broadcast the little bits of palace gossip around her.
[Ding-dong! Host, please take note! Today's headline: Consort Hui's cat bit Consort De's embroidered shoe, possibly sparking a diplomatic crisis in the harem!]
[Gossip tip: His Majesty Kangxi visited Consort Yi last night, but only stayed for the time it takes to drink a cup of tea. Could something be on his mind...?]
Wen Ke: Wow!
From the moment she was born, her life story had already been set in stone: grow up gentle and virtuous, marry for peace, and be sent far away to the Mongolian grasslands as a sacrificial pawn in a political marriage.
The incessant brainwashing from the palace maids and matrons? She couldn't stand another word of it!
Wen Ke lay in her cradle, blinking her innocent big eyes as she inwardly laughed scornfully for the ten-thousandth time: Who wants to be obedient and virtuous? Who wants to marry off to the grasslands?
The grasslands? Scorching sun and wind, mosquitoes bigger than flies, sleeping in a tent and getting your back bruised every time you turn over! Drink milk tea for three days and you'll break out in pimples. Ride a horse until you question your whole life. And they expect her to marry off there?
You've got to be kidding. She was dressed in silk and satin, ate special little milk cakes from the Imperial Kitchen, and even her diapers were made of soft silk tribute from Jiangnan. Life was comfortable. Who would willingly go through all that hardship?
Her father had so many sons. Why not choose one or two of them to marry off instead?
So, a political marriage? Out of the question!
If fate wouldn't give her a choice, she'd rewrite the story herself!
And so, the harem's style changed overnight. A chubby little baby in a bib began her “growing-up scheme to cozy up to powerful people.”
[Host, Host. That's your eldest brother, who's been confined for using witchcraft.]
Yinzhi: ????
[Host, Host. That's your second brother, the crown prince who's been deposed.]
Yinreng: ????
[Host, Host. That's your third brother, who isn't very bright and got himself killed.]
Yinzhi: ????
[Host, Host. That's your fourth brother, who laughed last but worked himself to death.]
Yinshen: ????
Theme:
A Little Landlord in the Zhenguan Era
[Seven Heroes and Five Gallants] The Little Song Dynasty Chef
My Father Is Zhu Di
My Father Is Emperor Xuanzong of Tang!
The Eldest Princess of Great Song
Great Qin's Number One Wage Earner
[Seven Heroes and Five Gallants] Marquis Anle
I'm Ma Wencai?!
The Nine Princes Fight for the Throne, and I'm Here to Eat Popcorn!
A Tang Dynasty Prince's Daily Gacha Habits
The Crown Prince Is Streaming Again Today [Qing Transmigration]
The Beloved Eldest Son's Everyday Life [Qing Transmigration]
Many years later, I thought back to many years ago again. Every morning when I wake up, my mind is blank, but my body and bones know that there are things I want to remember. At that time, I was happiest when I opened the notepad and remembered the things in it, but then I felt endless guilt. Because, I forgot my parents, my sister, Harry, Hermione, Dally, and him, Draco. In fact, I have been longing for something in my heart, a desire that cannot be concealed even if I forget it. I want to remember, remember the people who cherish me, the people I love. So, when I was given the opportunity to cure my amnesia, I was so ecstatic, but also thrown into the abyss. "Death" is the consequence of failure. I am not timid anymore, I am reluctant to give up. I am unwilling to go to a world without Draco first, where there are no friends or family there, so I am reluctant to give up. I want to go, I don't want to forget, I don't want to keep screaming, this is an opportunity, an opportunity for me to remember them, Neville, don't hesitate, think about Draco, do you really want to wake up every morning with a blank mind, not even remembering Draco. \"No, I don't want to, I want to remember them one by one..." I still remember the struggle very clearly at that time. In the end, I chose to go because I didn't want to forget them anymore, the people I loved. Then, with the identity of Pang Pang, the legendary Merlin, I once thought I was dreaming in heaven. So, when I saw Draco later, I realized that I was not dead, I was fine, I was still fine. I remember Draco, I remember my parents, I remember Turin, Hermione, and Harry. . . I remember everyone Then we meet again, the people I love deeply, I am back, and I will not forget this time. On the day I got married to Draco, I called him by his name. He was satisfied, and so was I. This was very, very good. The days were very ordinary, and they would always be like this. I watched Draco fight with his father, drink tea with his mother, and go home to eat the pumpkin pie made by his mother. Turin also grew up, Ron and Hermione got married, and Harry was with the professor. This time, I won't wake up in the morning and not remember anything. I won't forget. I will always remember us and we are all very happy. Neville - XX, XX, XX (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, give this to my dear little Neville, the mobile phone has dominated Wenwen for so long, so I will send a long review online.)
… I hate harmony…
It jumps directly from Neville's disappearance to Voldemort's defeat. Isn't it too fast? . . . And the scene where Neville saw Harry holding the professor's waist in the Mirror of Erised made me look forward to it for a long time. . . . There is no development, I cry~!!!!!!!!!
King Arthur and Merlin? So gorgeous and embarrassing
No more extras?… I still want to see it How about we get Merlin and King Arthur out and start a new story~~
Sweat, I realized that my writing was wrong... Or was it written like this on purpose?! "I'm a dead old man, I'm back!" Doesn't that mean that I am a dead old man? ~Pangpang Naidi's IQ... Uh... Is really high~
Is this gone? Is it really gone? Is it really, really gone? I'm also looking forward to a little more...
So this article is completely finished…?
His fat descendants... Can be understood from two aspects~~his fat descendants OR his fat descendants... So interesting
Haha, he is quite lean, O(∩_∩)O haha~ Regarding a lot of perverts, the level still needs to be improved~~