[Western Crossover] A Guide to Raising the Green-Haired Little Madman

Blurb 1:

How do you raise a green-haired little lunatic?

1. Assemble a little lunatic

I) You need a thick head of silvery-green hair.

II) A mouth that can chatter nonstop.

III) A brain for wild flights of fancy.

IV) Scratch item three. No brain required.

V) A pair of hands that can blow up the kitchen, make a mess of everything, are clumsy on the left, and destructive on the right.

Ding! Assembly complete!

2. The little lunatic needs:

I) The first, most important, and only thing: an endless supply of green

Mira: I love green!

Blurb 2:

As a passionate green enthusiast, Mira says solemnly:

Green is just so freaking gorgeous!!! [Delighted]

Mom doesn't have to worry about me wanting to dye my hair green anymore!

As the saying goes: If you want to get by in life, you need a little green on your head.

Uh...

Sure, green is gorgeous, but Mira doesn't feel like her life has gotten any better.

Ever since becoming a green-haired teenager with green hair that comes with the package, Mira feels like the difficulty level of life has shot up to five stars:

You think being born at X Academy, where the X-Men gather, makes things a lot easier?

No! You have to remember there's a professor here who can control minds. Those "fuzzy little secrets" in your head might come out at any moment.

You think finishing every course at X Academy and going on to a normal university to live an ordinary life makes things a lot easier?

No! You have to consider what it means for superheroes to be "flying all over the place," and remember that supervillains always have a soft spot for superheroes.

Mira scratches her head.

Mira is confused.

Mira cries out.

This is so hard!!!

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Blurb 3:

The second day after arriving at X Academy

Mira walks down the academy hallway, unsteady on her feet, eyes vacant, step after step after step after step...

Suddenly, a flash of red and black catches her eye. Mira thinks: It must be a teacher!

Long accustomed to superheroes' strange all-red-or-all-black uniform tastes, Mira clicks her tongue, casually raises her right hand with her fingers together, lifts it above her head, and calls out loudly, "Good morning, teacher!"

Mira: ...

Deadpool: ...

"Holy shit!"

When faced with such an emergency, Mira can't help swearing.

Yes, Mira has already given up hope.

Mira turns away and angrily wipes her face with one hand, planning to prepare herself first and think about what to say to the old man who's apparently a teacher.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you speechless because you're stunned by my gorgeous looks?" says the flamboyant man in the red-and-black bodysuit, mouth agape and putting on a show. [Mira's brain has stopped working]

Wait, wait, who was that again!? Mira rubs her chin to herself.

Just as she turns back around, lifts her head, which had been drooping in despair, and follows the voice with her eyes, she is so startled that her mouth moves faster than her brain:

"Deadpool!?"

Yes, Mira has truly and completely given up hope now.

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Reader's guide:

I) A hilarious, absurd, sweet little story. HEHEHE!!!

II) There may be some delightful OOC.

III) CP: Deadpool (Well, actually, they're more like best friends, so it doesn't really count as a CP.)

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