Have I Retired from the Port Today?

The whole story costs just 2 yuan. Please support me, my darlings, boohoo~ My name is Suzuhara Chiba, and I'm a member of the Black Organization. My ability is to disguise myself as anyone. I'm a high school student. A few days ago, I got a mission: go undercover in the Port Mafia and take the organization down from within. When I saw the price the organization was offering, I was tempted. It wasn't until I joined the Port Mafia that I realized I'd embarked on a road of no return. “Boss, can I retire today?” A certain bandage-wearing man rested his hand on the girl's shoulder and looked her up and down. “Is this today's sleepwear?” The girl looked at him and silently pulled out a short knife. “Please stop using your ability!” This story is also known as: “After Joining the Port Mafia, I Became a Fake” and “When Will the Port Mafia and the Black Organization Finally End?” P.S. 1. This story is told in first person. 2. It's silly and completely illogical. 3. The CP is set: that bandage-wearing guy. Below is a preview of an upcoming story [Western Crossover] To Stay Alive, I Had to Offer Up My Body Lin Feng was gravely injured and on the brink of death. To survive, he had no choice but to gather mental energy in each world, hoping to find a way to stay alive. Then he discovered that in each world, certain people seemed to radiate especially high levels of mental energy when their emotions were stirred. Thinking he'd figured out the trick, he frantically farmed their emotional responses. But he never expected the worlds to merge in the end. Lin Feng: I thought I was farming friendship points, but why does something feel off? QAQ First world: Gentle rich-kid campus heartthrob x bullied, pitiful Spider-Man Second world: Sharp-tongued young master x good-natured Captain America Third world: Rival in love x rival in love, Iron Man Fourth world: Abstinent secretary x Bruce, the young master of the company Fifth world: Gentle, dependable older brother x anxious, clingy younger brother Superman Sixth world: Imprisoned test subject x Professor X, forced to use his powers P.S. 1. OOC warning. 2. The story is mainly from the bottom's point of view, with a 1v1 ending. The top hasn't been decided. 3. A sweet little story. The author has eaten the logic. Theme: Find love and grow along the journey of youth.