The System Forces Me to Become Someone's White Moonlight

There are many ways for the moonlight lovers to die. As obstacles standing in the way of the main couple's happy ending, they bear the responsibility of playing matchmaker, yet meet with tragic fates.

So the moonlight lovers had enough. They seized control of the world system and threw the Main God into a novel.

"Hello, System 7474 is at your service."

Su Sheng: "...Why do I feel like you're cursing me?"

To recover his lost memories, Su Sheng bound himself to a system that could only tell cold jokes.

But this script seems...?

He got sent to a mental hospital without doing anything, got killed by a scheming bottom without doing anything, got abandoned by the main character top and married off to an old geezer without doing anything...

So tragic, really tragic. Could a character this miserable actually exist?

Su Sheng was indignant. Did being a cannon-fodder mean he could only ever be cannon-fodder? He swore he'd become the brightest moonlight lover of them all! Moonlight lovers deserved true love too!

"Master, I underestimated you. You're brighter than any moonlight lover."

"It's nothing, it's nothing."

"Master, I underestimated you. You're fresher than any green tea."

"Don't mention it, don't mention it."

"Master, all the tops you've flirted with are coming to find you."

"?! Run!"

Reading guide:

1. 1v1 quick transmigration. The tops in every world are all the same string of code.

2. Lots of cold jokes.

Theme: No hardship is impossible to overcome