[Western Crossover] Everyone Loves Constantine

Cigarettes + alcohol + throwing your teammates under the bus = Constantine

"Everyone's darling, finally the center of attention"

Zatanna: "A liar who never stops spouting nonsense."

"Thanks for the compliment, Zatanna."

Stanley: "You are my desire. My hatred has been burned away by flames, and my love belongs only to you."

"And?"

"I love you."

"Sorry, I don't stay for anyone else."

Spider-Man: "Honestly... um... oh no, Aunt May took my... uh... never mind. I mean... I like you."

"Oh, you're so cute, little Spider."

?? Hidden Character: "I wanted to say, babe, you're gorgeous."

"That's what I wanted to say, too."

"Come on, darling. I know what you look like under that mask."

Batman: "...Stop."

"Well, well, small-town boy? Or should I say, Superman?"

Superman: "You know... I was going to surprise you."

"Should I say 'wow' now? It really is surprising, though."

A true irresistible protagonist, destined pairings, a practice piece, a beginner's story. The main plot follows N52, but the timeline is all over the place. If that bothers you, feel free to click away. Writing a blurb is really hard.

Theme: Sweet-talking my way through life so I can survive